Belinda Faulkner
Nicola 'Nik' Faulkner
'Babyface' Hamilton
Eugene 'Mouse' Donovan
Zack Bomback
Mr. Birdwell
Edwina Funkhouser
Donald Faulkner
Self
Slow Moving Nun
Wrestling Store Employee
Female Reporter
Sarah Jane
Uncle Charlie
Aunt Marion
School Kid (uncredited)