April Winchell credited as playing...
Ms. Finster • Mrs. Detweiller
- Mrs. Finster: I'm stuck! Curse these bodacious hips of mine! Randall, run back to my place and get the butter!
- TJ: How do you know that jerk?
- Principal Prickly: How do I know him? We attended teacher training together.
- TJ: You mean?
- Principal Prickly: That's right, Detweiler, that man is a rogue teacher.
- [flashback]
- Principal Prickly: It was the spring of '68, it was different times back then, all of us young, idealistic, ready to change the world.
- Mrs. Finster: Peace Peter!
- Principal Prickly: Hey Murial, had a groovy time at the Dead festival last night.
- Mrs. Finster: You gonna be at the teach in, Saturday? We're gonna paint my Volkswagen!
- Principal Prickly: Wouldn't miss it for the world!
- [voice over]
- Principal Prickly: Yes, we all thought we were pretty cool back then, but there was one guy who was the coolest of us all. Philliam Benedict was my best friend, and he had just been named Principal of 3rd Street School.
- [Miss Finster throws a grappling hook up into an open window and starts climbing up the side of the school; stops as she notices the rope breaking]
- Miss Finster: Uh-oh.
- [the rope snaps; Miss Finster screams and falls off the wall, landing right on top of Randall]
- Randall Weems: [weakly] Miss Finster, could you please get off of me?
- [Randall's legs stick out from underneath Miss Finster and wiggle weakly]
- TJ: Mom! Mom!
- Mrs. Detweiler: TJ are you all right?
- TJ: Mom those guys at the school are doing some kind of evil experience!
- Mrs. Detweiler: Oh dear that bog on the head must of rattled your little brain!
- TJ: But mom...
- Mrs. Detweiler: You're feverish. You wait right here. I'll go get the baby thermometer and the jelly.