Freddie Prinze Jr. credited as playing...
Fred
- Shaggy: Hey, you guys, look. I know I'm just the dude that carries the bags, but it seems to me we all play an important part in this group. I mean, we're just like a big, delicious banana split. Fred, you're the big banana; Daphne, you're the pastrami and bubble gum-flavoured ice cream; and Velma, you're the sweet-and-sour mustard sauce that goes on top.
- Scooby Doo: Mmm-mm.
- Shaggy: That sounds pretty good, doesn't it?
- Velma: You know what, Shaggy? You've really put it into perspective for me.
- Shaggy: Thanks.
- Velma: I quit!
- Shaggy: NO!
- Daphne: No way! You... you can't quit! I was gonna quit in, like, two seconds! And now everyone is gonna totally think I copied off the smart girl!
- Fred: Now, wait a minute. wait a minute. Maybe I quit. I do. Yeah, I quit!
- Velma: I'm outta here!
- Daphne: Good riddance.
- Shaggy: Don't... no! Don't go. Come on, guys, don't do this! Please, don't go.
- Scooby Doo: Do I quit?
- Shaggy: No, Scoob... friends don't quit. Well, it looks like it's just you and me for a while, buddy, old pal.
- Fred: Scrappy, I told you no urinating on Daphne.
- Scrappy Doo: It was an accident!
- Fred: You were marking your territory!
- Fred: Yo-Yo the bi-atch was like what? And I was like layta on.
- Shaggy: Fred.
- Fred: Yo. What up, dawg?
- [to Scooby]
- Fred: And, uh... dog?
- Scooby Doo: Keepin' it real.
- Velma: Daphne? Are you okay?
- Daphne: I am so over this damsel in distress nonsense.
- Fred: Uh, where's Shagster?
- Shaggy: Like, I'm right here, man.
- Scooby Doo: Me too.
- Shaggy: Hey, Scoob, that was fun. Let's grab another skateboard and, like, do it again,man.
- Scooby Doo: Yeah.
- [laughs]
- Fred: This is more embarrassing than the time you started cleaning your beans at Don Knotts' Christmas party.
- Scrappy Doo: Scrappy-Dappy-Doo!
- Scooby Doo: Hey!
- Scrappy Doo: Ghosts don't stand a chance with me! Let me at em. I'll rock 'em and sock 'em.
- Fred: Scrappy, for the thousandth time, there's no such things as ghosts!
- Scrappy Doo: Sure there are, and when I find them I'll give them a good of puppy power!
- [Urinates on Daphne]
- Scrappy Doo: Ta-da!
- Daphne: Oh, God! He's peeing on me!
- Velma: I'm gonna solve this one first.
- Fred: Not before I solve it first.
- Daphne: You guys are going to look like total,total idiots when you're captured and I'm the one saving you.
- Mondavarious: Well done.