Carrie Quinn Dolin credited as playing...
Laura Bush
- George W. Bush: Plus, all public TV characters have turned gay, Laura.
- Laura Bush: That's not true! There, you can watch Lemmywinks.
- [On TV]
- Lemmywinks The Squirrel: Boy, I wish I had a big mouth full of nuts!
- George W. Bush: Oh, not you too, Lemmywinks!
- Laura Bush: Let's go before you say something stupid.
- George W. Bush: Oh, Laura, one of these days, I'm gonna punch you in the face.
- Laura Bush: I want you to spread me out on that massive table right under that big picture of Mr. Lincoln and pound me like a wack-a-mole!