Cedric The Entertainer credited as playing...
Carl
- Carl: [to Sid] Look, we're gonna break your neck so you don't feel a thing. How's that?
- Manfred: Wait a minute. I thought rhinos were vegetarians.
- Sid: An excellent point!
- Manfred: Shut up.
- Carl: Who says we're gonna eat him after we kill them?
- Frank: Yeah, come on, move it.
- Manfred: You know, I don't like animals that kill for pleasure.
- Carl: Save it for a mammal that cares.
- Sid: I'm a mammal that cares!
- Sid: [trying to wipe his feet off after stepping into poop offscreen] Ik! Ah!
- [In his disgusted haste, he inadvertently wipes his feet on the salad of Carl and Frank who look at him with chagrin]
- Sid: [through his teeth] This is making me more fiesty!
- [flings his foot up]
- Sid: Ah, YUCK! This is defineately NOT in my day!
- [to Frank]
- Sid: You know what I'm saying?
- [he begins shaking his foot to get to poo off, unknowingly flicking it into Carl's face]
- Sid: Oh, what a mess! Hey, rhinos, did you know that you know you have really tiny brains, you know that? Naw, that's a fact. No offense. You probably don't know what I'm talking about.
- [chuckles]
- Sid: [sees something] Oh! Yum-o!
- [plucks up the dandelion]
- Sid: A dandelion! Probably the last one of the season!
- [He eats it]
- Sid: [swooning with gourmet galore] Mmmm... MMMM... Mmmm...
- Frank: Carl...?
- Carl: Easy Frank.
- Frank: [visibly upset] He *ruined* our *salad*!
- Sid: [noticing what he's standing on, jumps up in alarm and backs away; apologetic] Huh? Oh my goodness! That was my mistake! Now, let me handle...
- [Sid trips over a log, he crawls on all fours while Carl and Frank slowly but menacingly walk towards him]
- Sid: No seriously! I can take care of this... wha- what is this? PINE CONE! Oh, my goodness! That's my favorite!
- [He takes a bite of the pinecone]
- Sid: Delicious. Ow! That's um... Uh, good eating... But don't let me hog it, oh no! Here, you have some! Tasty, isn't it?
- [Sid feeds Carl the Pine cone. Carl growls in anger]
- Sid: [just before he turns to leave] Bon Appetite, you two!