Mike White credited as playing...
Mr. Burke
- Mr. Burke: Now, when I say "Romeo and Juliet," who comes to mind?
- Dana: Claire Danes?
- Mr. Burke: That's right, Claire Danes. Who else?
- Chad: Leonardo DiCaprio.
- Mr. Burke: Right. Who else? Well, you know someone else was involved in that movie who in some ways is as famous as Leonardo Di Caprio. And his name is William Shakespeare. And some great movies have been made based on his plays: Hamlet, West Side Story, The Talented Mr. Ripley, Waterworld, Gladiator, Chocolat...
- Mr. Burke: Shaun! I read your story. You used a lot of big words. Great! Good for you! It was a little long, so I didn't read the whole thing, but who cares 'cause I gave you an A!