Phillip Glasser credited as playing...
Max
- Max: [in the diner] Did you guys know, that the average penis size is 6.4 inches? And that the average vaginal canal is 7.9 inches.Therefore, in this country alone, there's over 17,000 miles of unused, virgin pussy out there.
- Max: [in the diner] Man that chick has got body karate.
- Tang: Hay do you think her tits are real? I hate chicks with fake tits.
- Max: Are you kidding me? Fake tits are the greatest invention of the 20th century. Plus they're safe.
- Chris: Whoa, whoa, whoa, safer?
- Max: Yeah. But do you know that 78% of all chicks that have fake tits involved in boating accidents do not drown.
- Chris: Where do you get this shit?
- Max: It's common knowledge