ArmInAss
Capt. B. Dick
Sgt. Shaved Balls (as Gbartokai Dakinah)
Mr. Schwul
Ukrainian
Ukrainian (as Verner Christensen)
German
German (as Heinz Heindrick von Grundsted)
Hooker (as Maiken Thorsson)
Hooker (as Nina Rosenmeier)
Asian
Asian (as Chang Il Kim 'Chapper')
(as Dorte Hoeg Brask)
(as Jesper 'Disco' Andersen)
(as Maj Hillingsoe)
(as Villy 'The Man' Jorgensen)
Brute
Narrator (voice)
Capt. Jack B. Dick (voice)
D. Ildo (voice)
Sgt. Shaved Balls (voice)
Mr. Swohl & Heinz (voice)
The President (voice)
The Hooker (voice)
Black Gay Ambassador
Frederik
Reno
White Gay Ambassador
Hot Chocolate