Anne Dudek credited as playing...
Clare Pettengill
- Jean Pettengill: Oh, that's my other news. I'm getting married.
- Clare Pettengill: Oh, I didn't realize you were seeing anyone.
- Jean Pettengill: I'm not. It's just a visa thing.
- Clare Pettengill: What? Oh, just ignore those letters.
- Lachlan Glendenning: She talks about you in her sleep, you know Kenny.
- Kenny McLeod: Does she?
- Clare Pettengill: Do I? What do I say?
- Lachlan Glendenning: Kenny... Kenny... Kennykins...
- Clare Pettengill: [after reading "The Little Engine that Could"] Barney, did you think that little engine was going to make it up that mountain?
- Barney Glendenning: Mm. Yes, I did, Clare. After all, 'tis an American book.
- Clare Pettengill: Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
- Jean Pettengill: Do you fancy a cup of fuck off?
- Clare Pettengill: [while having a Don Quixote themed dream about her and Kenny but instead of dialogue, there is only porn sounds and Clare starts talking in her sleep] Where are the subtitles? I can't see the subtitles.
- Lachlan Glendenning: Clare? Do you want to have sex?
- Jean Pettengill: Okay, what we just heard was a bottle of Jim Beam - a present for you in fact. Now my wardrobe such as it is will have that special whiff of sour match whiskey.
- Clare Pettengill: Everybody smells like that here in Glasgow.
- Clare Pettengill: Wow, you people eat cookies all the time.
- Janice McCann: Yes, they're lovely.
- Clare Pettengill: Is there any interest in nutrition?
- Clare Pettengill: [Thinks she's alone] Wah! Nobody wants me! Seven fucking months with no fucking fucking!