Chick Hearn credited as playing...
The Announcer
- [on the stadium]
- The Announcer: Good afternoon, soccer fans and a big hello to Duckburg as we welcome you to the championship game between the heavily favoured Beagle Boys and the underdog McDuck Greenbacks. Both clubs are striving for that holy grail the coveted one million dollar trophy. The stage is set. The teams are in their locker rooms and you can almost feel their enthusiasm.
- [in the locker room, the animals team they are very sad]
- Scrooge McDuck: Alright, you can call me a sentimental old fool but I suppose if you're gonna carry the McDuck name then you ought to look like a real team. Well, speak up, lads. What... do you... think? Boys, what's wrong? Where's Goofy?
- Huey: We found this on the locker room door.
- Beagle Boy #1: Dear Greenbacks, Sport Goofy cannot make it to a game today as he is all tied up. P.S, Scrooge, don't forget to polish up da trophy.
- [evil laugh]
- Scrooge McDuck: I Just knew something like this would happen! Tis those thieving Beagle Boys. They've got Goofy. you've got to pull yourselves together men! Think of what this means to the good citizens of Duckburg! And to my pocketbook. Gentlemen, our honour is at stake. The time for victory is now! So get out there and fight! And win back my trophy!
- Huey: You don't care anything about Sport Goofy. And after all he's done for this team.
- [the animals team sad they come out of locker room to play]
- The Announcer: Folks. you wouldn't believe the crowd trying to get here this morning. And all this attention for a game everyone thought the Beagle Boys could just simply mail in. And here's everyone's favorite team coming out the Greenbacks! But hold everything. Sports Goofy didn't come out onto the field with the team.
- Beagle Boy #2: [watching tv] Well, it certainly looks like they got a great team there especially what with their new captain. Ha, ha, ha!
- Goofy: You know, boys, it don't matter who's on the team just a long as they play their best.
- Beagle Boy #3: Boy, is this guy naive.
- Beagle Boy #2: Say, buddy, while we're waiting for your team to lose is there anything we can do to accommodate you?
- Goofy: Why, thanks. Do you think I can have a drink of water?
- Beagle Boy #2: Sure.
- [the beagle boy uses the glass with water and wet the face of Goofy]
- Goofy: Thanks.
- Beagle Boy #3: Don't mention it. Is there anything else I can get you?
- Goofy: Nope. That'll do me for now.
- The Announcer: I se we're ready for the opening kickoff. The referee Four-eyes Fowler.
- Huey: Come on, guys. We can do it.
- The Announcer: Max "The Kid" Maxwell flick-kicks the ball into the attacking zone but Greenback forward intercepts and breaks downfield. Wow! All oil slick on the field.
- Scrooge McDuck: Open your eyes, ref! Can you nay see what they're doing?
- The Announcer: And the Greenbacks are having a hard time getting any footing. The Beagles kept it in their square dropping off the push pass to the flanker who racers toward the goal on the blind-side run. Shotgun pushes in, heels the ball, jab-kicks.
- Beagle Boy #1: Goal!
- The Announcer: Score it!
- The Referee: One-nothing, Beagles.
- Beagle Boy #1: That-a boy ref. Good call.
- The Referee: Um... thank you. Um... where are my glasses?
- The Announcer: The Greenies try the sweep trap. Can they hold onto it? No way, baby. A beautiful bicycle kick and the Beagle Boys set up a block. No, a brick. No, a stack of bricks. In and out. Heartbreak. Air-mail special delivery.
- Beagle Boy #1: Goal!
- The Announcer: Two-zip.
- The Referee: Goal!
- The Announcer: Where was the whistle on that one? It looks like a little chicanery going on out there, A Greenback tries for a header, but his hopes are shattered on that one. Whoa! No way that can be legal. The ref. he's looking for his glasses downfield. He's swept right down Main Street.
- The Referee: Goal!
- The Announcer: Boom, baby.
- Goofy: Hey, that's cheating.
- Beagle Boy #2: No kidding.
- Beagle Boy #3: No kidding.
- [in that moment, Goofy is removed the shoe and grab the knife for cut the ropes and go the stadium]
- The Announcer: Meanwhile the nephews have pulled off a perfect reception and are driving downfield on the one two combination pass from the winger. He shepherds the ball past the midfield mark and wow! Is he knocked for a loop by the Beagles's McGruder. I think the ref. and obvious charging call on that last play. It looks like this game's in the refrigerator.
- [on the stadium]
- The Announcer: The door is closed, the lights are out the eggs are cooling, the butter's getting hard. The boys steamroll over the Greenback offense.
- Scrooge McDuck: Oh, my gosh. We're ruined. I'm ruined! This is it! The end! We're finished! Kaput! Where are you, Sport Goofy?
- Beagle Boy #2: He, he, he. He's right here.
- [but Goofy is no longer found on the chair, in that moment, the Beagle Boys they get into the car for chase him]
- Beagle Boy #3: Hey! There he goes! Step on it!
- [Goofy this a hurry, then jump to a wall with a toothbrush and the car of the two Beagle Boys crashed on the wall]
- The Announcer: And the mustard's off the hot dog for the Greenbacks for the last time this half. Beagle Boys ten, Greenies nothing. Now the half-time entertainment. For your listening pleasure, please welcome the Pygmalion High School marching band and drill team.
- The Beagle Boys: Alright! Alright!
- Beagle Boy #4: What a game! Ha, ha, ha!
- Beagle Boy #1: That team's a bunch of cream puffs what with poor Goofy out of the way.
- [Scrooge McDuck, Huey, Dewey, Louie and the seven animals they are very sad why they are losing until I arrive Goofy]
- Goofy: Go, team! Go! Yay!
- Scrooge McDuck: Goofy! Thank heavens you've come back to us. We must plan our strategy of attack. We must play like never before.
- Greenbacks: Hooray!
- Goofy: Now let's all go out and show them what we can really do.
- Beagle Boy #1: Well, brothers, it appears that we got this game all wrapped up. So leave us go out and break and leg preferably one of theirs.
- [evil laugh]
- The Announcer: I don't believe it! Goofy's back on the field!
- Beagle Boy #1: I thought our brothers took care of that guy! Alright. No problem. We'll just pulverise him.
- The Referee: Are, uh... both teams ready?
- Goofy: Anytime, ref.
- The Announcer: Switchblade kicks off down of the middle. A setup by shaw who aims for the goal. A great block by Goofy! Into the popcorn machine. Shot, boom, score! Sleeping Beauty is finally awake. Goofy takes the through pass. He kicks. He scores it again! Wheels, looks left, deals right, passes off to Shotgun. He's beautifully marked by the Greenbacks. The Greenies get an outside pass. It's headed in. Score! Squib kick through the wickets on the near post. Another goal to the right. And Goofy swipes a nutmegger into the attacking zone where he's closed down by a wall of opposition. He goes to the left, he goes to the right. To the left, to the right, to the left, to the right. He goes to the right, to the left, right, left, right, left! A twenty-foot nodder and it's good, ladies and gentlemen! And the Greenbacks have tied the score at ten!
- Beagle Boy #1: OK, boys, now let's really murder them.
- The Announcer: And now Goofy runs the ball into Beagle territory. It's Goofy and the weasel. But the Beagles are right on his tail. But the Beagles cut him off and, boy, is he tagged. I don't care if you're calling the game in braille you got to call that one. Ooh, it's last rites time. He was it for a distance on that one.
- [in that moment Scrooge McDuck puts the glass to the referee]
- Scrooge McDuck: Look! They're cheating!
- [the referee sees them and blow the whistle]
- The Announcer: So fasten your seat belt, folks. There's only three seconds left in the game.
- Scrooge McDuck: Goofy, Goofy, are you alright? Come on. Snap out of it.
- The Referee: Where's the ball?
- [in that moment the Beagle Boys place a bomb inside of the ball]
- Beagle Boy #1: This will show them. Remember...
- [but the Beagle dumb only play with the control touching the tip and the leader slaps him for you to listen to it]
- The Announcer: I hope the referee is keeping an eye on them.
- Beagle Boy #1: When goofy kicks the ball, push the red button.
- [the Beagle dumb moves the head above and below saying yes]
- Beagle Boy #1: Here you go, buddy.
- The Referee: Oh, thank you.
- Huey: Come on, Goofy! You can do it! This is out last chance.
- The Announcer: For the Greenbacks the whole season boiling down to this one penalty kick. Goofy is collecting his thoughts. The goalie can't move until the ball is kicked. Goofy can't doo any funny steps going to the ball. It's got to be a very honest kick. The crowd is hushed. He breaks to the ball.
- [in that moment the Beagle dumb push the other green button but the ball does not explode]
- The Announcer: He sends up a prayer for the Greenbacks.
- [the Beagle dumb desperate press again the same green button but not working the bomb and the Beagle from the football goal try to grab but failed]
- The Announcer: It is good to the left comer of the net! It's a goal! Yes, Virginia. there is a Santa Claus. Goofy wins it for the Greenbacks. Look a this crowd 73,000 soccer fans on their feet and thoroughly enjoying their case of, let's call it. Greenback fever. Scrooge McDuck the sponsor of the team has certainly collected the bragging rights for this season as well as that much-sought-after trinket the one-million-dolar trophy.
- [Scrooge McDuck receive and recover his old trophy, hugs him and kisses him]