Adrian Bower credited as playing...
Brian Steadman • Brian
- Brian Steadman: This has nothing to do with you being fat, which you're not, you're just healthy... in a large way.
- Kurt McKenna: Do you think J.P shagged her?
- Brian Steadman: No, he's gay.
- Kurt McKenna: Maybe he's bi-sexual?
- Brian Steadman: Lucky bastard!
- Kurt McKenna: How's that?
- Brian Steadman: Coz you can shag anyone!
- Kurt McKenna: [Brian and Kurt attempt to dissuade Simon from going travelling in South America:] Brian, word association: Paris?
- Brian Steadman: Croissants.
- Kurt McKenna: Spain?
- Brian Steadman: Bulls.
- Kurt McKenna: South America?
- Brian Steadman: Hostage situation.
- Kurt McKenna: Simon, will you please tell Brian that I don't need a lift?
- Simon Casey: [noticing smoke from Kurt's bad cooking] What the fuck?
- Brian Steadman: Simon, ask Kurt how else is he gonna get to school.
- Kurt McKenna: Tell Brian I'm gonna use Simon's bike!
- Brian Steadman: Remind Kurt that he broke Simon's bike at the weekend.
- Simon Casey: [angry] You broke Simon's bike?
- Kurt McKenna: Remind Brian he promised not to tell Simon that I'd broken his bike!
- Simon Casey: [to Brian] How did he break my bike?
- Kurt McKenna: Kurt's not sure.
- Brian Steadman: He dropped it.
- Simon Casey: [angry] How can you fucking drop it?
- Kurt McKenna: Please thank Brian for putting Kurt in the shit!
- [storms off]
- Brian Steadman: Tell Kurt that he still hasn't told Brian how he's going to get to school!