Jason Tobin credited as playing...
Virgil Hu
- Virgil Hu: Dude, do you know what I could do if I had my own place?
- Ben Manibag: What? Jerk off at the dinner table?
- Virgil Hu: What does he think he is? Some kind of Chinese movie star?
- [Imitating Han]
- Virgil Hu: "Hi, I'm Chow-Yun Fat. I'm sorry, I-I-I thought I was going to be fucking your girlfriend tonight. I guess I'd better just go home and stroke myself weally good. Weally weally good.
- [normal voice, as Ben and Han leave]
- Virgil Hu: Hey! Come on! I was just getting started!
- Virgil Hu: Oh dude, did I tell you? I got it.
- Ben Manibag: Got what?
- Virgil Hu: Remember how I told you I once saw Stephanie Vandergosh in a porn? Well I got it.
- Ben Manibag: Shut the fuck up.
- Virgil Hu: I'll show you right now fool!
- Virgil Hu, Ben Manibag: [Both Laugh]