Robert Ri'chard credited as playing...
Arnaz Ballard
- Arnaz Ballard: [after Arnaz promises Flex that he can get a celebrity for Breanna's birthday party] So, your mom can definitely hook this up?
- Arnaz Ballard: No doubt! But if I do this, I'm going to need a favor from you.
- Mark "Flex" Washington: I am NOT pimping my daughter.
- Arnaz Ballard: I would never be stupid enough to ask you to, sir. But when that magical day does come, and I ask you for your daughter's hand in marriage, I just ask that you give us your blessing.
- Mark "Flex" Washington: Arnaz, if that day ever comes, I will give you my blessing. And then locusts will devour the earth.
- Arnaz Ballard: Breanna its me! Open up!
- Breanna Barnes: Oh no. What do I say?
- Spirit Jones: How about, "We should change your name to "Light Switch", because anybody can turn you on"?
- Breanna Barnes: No. That's all cool if you're immature. But me? I'm an actress. I have to give him "Cool Breanna". The "I don't care Breanna".
- [puts on a British accent]
- Breanna Barnes: Enter!
- Arnaz Ballard: [barges in] Breanna, I'm sorry about Charlotte. Look, I even wore an athletic cup for protection. Let me have it.
- Breanna Barnes: Oh, you silly boy. The only reason you would need a cup is for some tea. Would you care for a spot?
- Arnaz Ballard: No thanks. I'm gonna go... Cheerio.
- [leaves]
- Breanna Barnes: [in accent] That went very well don't you think?
- Spirit Jones: Breanna, he's gone. You don't need that accent anymore.
- Breanna Barnes: [in accent] I very well do. Its bloody well keeping me from crying
- Arnaz Ballard: [singing] Baltimore Woman! Stay away from me. / Baltimore Woman! Apartment 203! / Take my chances, hit the door! / I don't want see your face no more! Now woman!
- Breanna Barnes: Uh, I'm in Apartment 8.
- Arnaz Ballard: First you ruin our friendship, now my song!
- Arnaz Ballard: Breanna, you know how I feel about you and I've never tried to hide it, and I think you feel the same way, but since your leaving I can understand if you don't wanna say anyth...
- [Breanna kisses Arnaz]
- Arnaz Ballard: If I'd known this was gonna happen, I wouldn't have had pickles for lunch. I would've had the salad. Poppyseed, poppyseed tastes good...
- Breanna Barnes: You talk too much!
- Breanna Barnes: I don't know how much longer I can keep this up. If he catches us, he's gonna kill us.
- Arnaz Ballard: I can't think of a better way to die.
- [cell phone rings]
- Spirit Jones: It's my momma!
- Breanna Barnes: It's my daddy!
- Arnaz Ballard: It's my Duane!