Michael Vartan credited as playing...
Michael Vaughn
- [talking about Sydney]
- Weiss: So she gave you a drawer, huh?
- Vaughn: It was a gesture of convenience.
- Weiss: And, uh, what did you put it in?
- Vaughn: Why do you care?
- Weiss: What do you mean, why do I care? Do you know how spoiled you are? You know, a drawer! I wish I had a girlfriend to say 'Hey, do you want a drawer?'
- Vaughn: I'll give you a drawer at my place.
- Weiss: I don't want a drawer at your place.
- [Sydney and Vaughn walk into Syd's apartment, Vaughn's cell phone rings]
- Vaughn: Hello?
- Agent Eric Weiss: Hey, Kendall has something he wants to show you.
- Vaughn: Ah, can it wait?
- Agent Eric Weiss: Apparently not, he wants to Sydney too. Are you with her?
- Vaughn: Ah, no. I haven't seen her.
- Agent Eric Weiss: You're in bed with her right now, aren't you?
- Vaughn: Trying. Just find out what he wants.
- Sydney: Hi. How did you find me?
- Vaughn: You told me a couple of months ago that when you feel the need to disappear, you go to the observatory. But the observatory was closed. And then I remembered you said the pier calms you down. But you weren't there. And you weren't at the bluffs and the palisades, either.
- Sydney: You didn't really go to all those places.
- Vaughn: Yeah, I did. And then I remembered you liked the train station, too. Normal people going to their normal jobs.
- Sydney: I can't believe you remember that.
- [Vaughn and Weiss watch as a sleazy bad guy leers at Sydney while she's in disguise as a prostitute]
- Vaughn: That son of a bitch!
- Weiss: Easy, come on.
- Vaughn: I swear I'm gonna to kill this guy.
- Weiss: There's no way that guy smells as good as you do.
- Vaughn: It's aftershave, I got a new aftershave.
- Weiss: Yeah, well, I'd lighten up on it a little.
- Vaughn: Yeah?
- Weiss: Oh yeah. To the point of non-use.
- [Marshall is offered a job with the real CIA]
- Vaughn: Hi, I'm Michael Vaughn. Welcome to the CIA.
- Agent Marshall Flinkman: Uh, yeah I've heard that one before.
- Sydney: Is something wrong?
- Vaughn: No. I'm just getting old, I guess.
- Sydney: You expect me to believe that?
- Vaughn: I've just had a lot on my mind lately, that's all. It'll pass.
- Sydney: Yesterday was the day, wasn't it? The anniversary of your father's death?
- Vaughn: How could you remember that?
- Sydney: I remember what missing him does to you.
- Weiss: Hey, you sure you don't want to talk about this?
- Vaughn: There's nothing to talk about.
- Weiss: I share my fights with you.
- Vaughn: No you don't.
- Weiss: Yeah I do. Remember when Alan pissed in the living room?
- Vaughn: That was your dog!
- Weiss: Yeah, but I was angry about it and I let you know how upset I was.
- Vaughn: I'm going to say something, and it will either be obvious to you or seem presumptuous, either way I'm going to say it. This isn't working. I've been thinking about this for a while, I don't know what the hell to do.
- Sydney: What?
- Vaughn: I think you know what.
- Sydney: I need you to tell me.
- Vaughn: You need me to tell you what, that when you're on operations I can't sleep at night, that when we're in debrief I have to force myself to remember what the hell we're supposed to be reviewing when all I want to do is kiss you.
- Sydney: Sometimes it is hard to remember what we're supposed to be talking about.
- Vaughn: That's what I'm talking about, and the thing that drives me insane every day is that the people who would kill us if we were ever seen together-the Alliance, SD-6, Sloane, are the very forces that brought you into my life. What kind of a sick joke is that?
- Sydney: So what are you thinking, that maybe we shouldn't be working together?
- Vaughn: Yes, that was what I was thinking, but we're great together, and the more we work together the sooner the Alliance gets destroyed.
- Sydney: So, what are you suggesting?
- [Agent Weiss interrupts]
- Vaughn: [to Sydney] No, but, what you said about wanting to go to a hockey game... wanting me to be part of your life... I think I wasn't clear about something. That it would be nice to be in public with you, to actually get to look at you. Grab a pizza or go to a hockey game. I just... I wasn't clear that I would really like that, too.
- Vaughn: [to Sydney] When you're at your absolute lowest, at your most depressed, just remember that you can always... you know. You got my number.