Kevin Weisman credited as playing...
Marshall Flinkman
- [Marshall is offered a job with the real CIA]
- Vaughn: Hi, I'm Michael Vaughn. Welcome to the CIA.
- Agent Marshall Flinkman: Uh, yeah I've heard that one before.
- Agent Marshall Flinkman: Syd, this guy buried you alive.
- Sydney: Yeah, but he cheated, he hit me with a car first!
- [Sydney and Marshall have just talked their way past a security post]
- Sydney: What did you say to him?
- Agent Marshall Flinkman: [nervous] I don't know. I think it was "Go away I can smell you from here" in Ewok.
- Agent Marshall Flinkman: [to Jack, randomly and smugly in the middle of an intense op] Vaughn asked me to lunch.
- [Marshall and Carrie get married]
- Marshall: I love you Mrs. Flinkman.
- Carrie Bowman: I'm keeping my name.
- Marshall: Okay.
- Agent Marshall Flinkman: [attempting to gouge out the eye of a dead man to use it for a retinal scan] Ewww. It's oozing.
- Agent Jack Bristow: That eye's no good, you'll have to move on to the other one. You'll need some kind of a scooping object. Do you have a spoon?
- Agent Marshall Flinkman: I have a spork.
- Agent Jack Bristow: What's a spork?
- Agent Marshall Flinkman: It's... like... a combination of a fork and a spoon.
- Agent Jack Bristow: That'll work.
- Sloane: Marshall, would you please go back to work?
- Agent Marshall Flinkman: Just to clarify, I'm not being fired?
- Sloane: Back to work means not fired.
- [after Marshall has been recruited to A.P.O.; on their first mission]
- Agent Marshall Flinkman: [to Dixon] How cool is this? Stealing a sword so we can find a bad guy... in order to catch an even bigger bad guy? Come on... come on, you'd have never let us do this back at the CI... you know, when you were double-breasted, serious
- [mechanial voice]
- Agent Marshall Flinkman: Robot Dixon...
- [Dixon is not amused]
- Agent Marshall Flinkman: I mean, not that you were... authoritative... Sorry...
- Agent Marshall Flinkman: [in a briefing, discussing where the exchange of a WMD will take place] Sounds awesome!
- [everybody stares at him]
- Agent Marshall Flinkman: What? Brazil... Isn't that where they have those... string... not bikinis... what do you call them?
- Agent Jack Bristow: Thongs?
- Agent Marshall Flinkman: He also happens to own the largest collection of pornographic art in all of Madrid. Which... I thought was an interesting fact. Sorry.