Christa Miller credited as playing...
Jordan Sullivan
- Carla: Well?
- Dr. Cox: I'm sorry, would you please repeat the question?
- Carla: Are you just gonna roll over like that?
- Jordan: That's weird, I asked him the same thing last night.
- Carla: Where's the outrage? The anger? The hate?
- Jordan: Again, last night!
- Carla: You've gone soft.
- Jordan: [Gasps] Okay, now it's getting spooky.
- Ben: I think you've got yourself a Christmas card right there.
- Jordan: Yeah, you're funny. Look, I don't understand why you refuse to put on a hospital gown?
- Ben: [in English accent] Because I don't like people to see my bum.
- Jordan: So wear underwear.
- Ben: You know how I feel about underwear.
- Jordan: Every girl who came to our house in the mid-eighties knows how you feel about underwear.
- Ben: [laughs] The sweatpants years.
- J.D.: I don't like that much freedom down there. It makes me tingle in my giblets.
- Dr. Cox: Jordan! Get out of bed. We have a wedding to go to.
- Jordan: Perry, Jack is at my mom's, the apartment is empty. It's just you and me... let's take a nap, we'll sleep through the ceremony and then go to the reception!
- Dr. Cox: Can we at least have sex?
- Jordan: [puts on sleeping mask] Do what you have to, don't wake me.
- [a woman with her son comes over to Dr. Cox and Jordan and starts talking to their son, Jack]
- Woman: Hi, cutie! Since you have so many balls, and too many toys can be overstimulating for an infant, Brantley here was wondering if he could borrow one to play with.
- Dr. Cox: Oh, that's funny, because Jack here was just wondering why the crazy lady who just spent the last hour chain-smoking and talking on her cell phone while her kid ate sand, would come over to two complete strangers and give them parenting advice.
- Jordan: Oh, he also thanked me for not naming him Brantley.
- Dr. Cox: Yeah.
- Jordan: [to Cox] I refuse to be judged by a grown man wearing a hockey jersey. Which reminds me, Jimmies mom called, and if you guys win the big game today, she's gonna take everybody out to Chucky Cheese!