Jeremy Renner: Jeffrey Dahmer

Dahmer

Jeffrey Dahmer

Jeffrey Dahmer: You know what the cross was, don't you?
Rodney: Yeah, where Jesus died, right?
Jeffrey Dahmer: A torture device... used to kill criminals. So when you pray to it, it's like praying to an electric chair, or a guillotine.

Khamtay: Why would you buy me those?
Jeffrey Dahmer: Because I like to do nice things for people. Makes me feel good about myself.
Khamtay: Are you some kind of nut?
Jeffrey Dahmer: That's sad.
Khamtay: What?
Jeffrey Dahmer: That we've gotten to a point where doing nice things for people is considered insane.

Jeffrey Dahmer: If your eyes were closed, and someone went down on you, do you think you'd know the difference if it was a guy or a girl?
Lance Bell: I'm not into guys, if that's what you mean.
Jeffrey Dahmer: How can you be sure?
Lance Bell: Because I know.
Jeffrey Dahmer: From experience or just 'cause you always heard it was wrong?
Lance Bell: Don't give me that shit. It's just the way you are.
Jeffrey Dahmer: Well, just for argument's sake then, just...
Lance Bell: It'd be different because you'd be thinking it was a guy, and then you wouldn't be turned on by it.
Jeffrey Dahmer: But what if it were completely dark and you couldn't see anything? How could you be sure?
Lance Bell: I guess it wouldn't matter. But so what? When am I gonna be in some dark room with some invisible guy.
Jeffrey Dahmer: It's kind of close-minded?
Lance Bell: Why do I have to have sex with guys to be open-minded?

Jeffrey Dahmer: You think you're a rebel don't you?
Lance Bell: Not really.
Jeffrey Dahmer: Okay. What's your favorite movie?
Lance Bell: Bonnie and Clyde.
Jeffrey Dahmer: Okay. Your favorite band?
Lance Bell: Lynyrd Skynrd.
Jeffrey Dahmer: What do you think of police?
Lance Bell: Don't like 'em.
Jeffrey Dahmer: Well, it's pretty obvious you're a rebel. You're against the establishment.
Lance Bell: Yeah, maybe I am?
Jeffrey Dahmer: So, why don't you see that having sex with only girls is following the most fascist social lie of them all?
Lance Bell: Clyde Barrow broke every law there was, including killing people. He did not fuck guys.
Jeffrey Dahmer: I read he did. They just wouldn't put that in a movie.
Lance Bell: It's SUCH bullshit.

Jeffrey Dahmer: I am a pervert. I'm an exhibitionist. I'm a masturbator. And a killer... like you.
Rodney: [scoffs] You see? You can't be honest one bit. You always have to bullshit.

Jeffrey Dahmer: So what happens when your cousin gets back?
Rodney: Well... well, we just gonna hang out here for a while until he get finished and then probably go out and, you know, party or something.
Jeffrey Dahmer: You, uh... d'ya wanna come back to my place and maybe have a few beers?
Rodney: [slowly contemplating] A'ight. Yeah. Okay. That's cool. Where you live?
Jeffrey Dahmer: I live right nearby.

Jeffrey Dahmer: You must be harboring a lot of anger inside.
Rodney: I'm not angry inside, all right?
Jeffrey Dahmer: I think you are. I think you act all sweet and innocent, but it's only to cover up how you wanna kill people.

Jeffrey Dahmer: Hey, you know how I said that my parents were on vacation?
Lance Bell: Uh-huh.
Jeffrey Dahmer: I was lying.
Lance Bell: They comin' home now?
Jeffrey Dahmer: No, that's not it. They're dead.
Lance Bell: They're dead? Bummer, man.
Jeffrey Dahmer: Yeah. They were going on vacation in a plane. I stayed here to finish school. The plane went down.
Lance Bell: When?
Jeffrey Dahmer: Last month.
Lance Bell: So what're you gonna do?
Jeffrey Dahmer: I... I don't know.
Lance Bell: Yeah...
Jeffrey Dahmer: [smiles] I'm just fuckin' with you.
Lance Bell: [laughs] Jerk.