Matt Newton credited as playing...
Lance Bell
- Jeffrey Dahmer: If your eyes were closed, and someone went down on you, do you think you'd know the difference if it was a guy or a girl?
- Lance Bell: I'm not into guys, if that's what you mean.
- Jeffrey Dahmer: How can you be sure?
- Lance Bell: Because I know.
- Jeffrey Dahmer: From experience or just 'cause you always heard it was wrong?
- Lance Bell: Don't give me that shit. It's just the way you are.
- Jeffrey Dahmer: Well, just for argument's sake then, just...
- Lance Bell: It'd be different because you'd be thinking it was a guy, and then you wouldn't be turned on by it.
- Jeffrey Dahmer: But what if it were completely dark and you couldn't see anything? How could you be sure?
- Lance Bell: I guess it wouldn't matter. But so what? When am I gonna be in some dark room with some invisible guy.
- Jeffrey Dahmer: It's kind of close-minded?
- Lance Bell: Why do I have to have sex with guys to be open-minded?
- Jeffrey Dahmer: You think you're a rebel don't you?
- Lance Bell: Not really.
- Jeffrey Dahmer: Okay. What's your favorite movie?
- Lance Bell: Bonnie and Clyde.
- Jeffrey Dahmer: Okay. Your favorite band?
- Lance Bell: Lynyrd Skynrd.
- Jeffrey Dahmer: What do you think of police?
- Lance Bell: Don't like 'em.
- Jeffrey Dahmer: Well, it's pretty obvious you're a rebel. You're against the establishment.
- Lance Bell: Yeah, maybe I am?
- Jeffrey Dahmer: So, why don't you see that having sex with only girls is following the most fascist social lie of them all?
- Lance Bell: Clyde Barrow broke every law there was, including killing people. He did not fuck guys.
- Jeffrey Dahmer: I read he did. They just wouldn't put that in a movie.
- Lance Bell: It's SUCH bullshit.
- Jeffrey Dahmer: Hey, you know how I said that my parents were on vacation?
- Lance Bell: Uh-huh.
- Jeffrey Dahmer: I was lying.
- Lance Bell: They comin' home now?
- Jeffrey Dahmer: No, that's not it. They're dead.
- Lance Bell: They're dead? Bummer, man.
- Jeffrey Dahmer: Yeah. They were going on vacation in a plane. I stayed here to finish school. The plane went down.
- Lance Bell: When?
- Jeffrey Dahmer: Last month.
- Lance Bell: So what're you gonna do?
- Jeffrey Dahmer: I... I don't know.
- Lance Bell: Yeah...
- Jeffrey Dahmer: [smiles] I'm just fuckin' with you.
- Lance Bell: [laughs] Jerk.