Tom Kenny credited as playing...
The Mayor of Townsville • Narrator • Ka-Ching Ka-Ching • Mitch Mitchelson • Cruncha Muncha • Cukor
- Blah-Blah Blah-Blah: I, uh uh, Blah-Blah Blah-Blah, shall uh, create a sauce of chaos a-a-a-and stir up trouble with a destructive force known as uh-uh-uh-uh The Tormato.
- Mojo Jojo: Tormahto?
- Mayor: Tor-may-to.
- Hacha Chacha: [Singing] My name is Hacha Chacha, and here is my spiel / A diabolical plan with lots of ap-peel / Spreading out bananas far and wide / And fixing up the folks for a slippery slide.
- Mayor: That's catchy.
- [last lines]
- Narrator: Sugar, spice, and everything nice! These were the ingredients chosen to create the prefect little girls. But, Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction: Chemical X! Thus, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup were born! Using their ultra-super powers, they dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of... evil!
- [the girls return home, to the Professor. They are all heard laughing]
- Narrator: And so, for the very first time, the day is saved, thanks to... The POWERPUFF GIRLS! Hey, that's a good name for them! Powerpuff Girls, yeah! I like that! Wonder if they will, I'll run it by them. Powerpuff Girls! Mmm-hmm!
- Mayor: There he is, officers! He's in cahoots with those three pickle cart killers! Cucumber crushers! Vinegar varlets! Dill-stroyers! Why, it just ain't kosher!
- [first lines]
- Narrator: The city of Townsville...
- [an explosion is heard, and a red hue emanates o.c. down on Townsville streets. An alarm is heard in the distance]
- Narrator: ...is in some serious, serious, serious trouble! Day after day, crime, lawlessness and evil are running rampant. Its citizens have lost all hope!. They are utterly helpless and in desperate need of a true hero! But who? Is there no one who can help this forsaken town and make it a better place?
- [Transition to a grocery store aisle, as the Professor slowly walks into the scene]
- Narrator: Fear not, fair viewers. For there is a man, a man of science. A forward thinking man who looks back. Back to a sweeter time, when there was a spice to life and everything was nice!
- [Fuzzy Lumpkins is seen, cocking a classic elephant gun at a distressed cashier woman, who nervously hands him the money as the Professor looks on in sadness and slumps his back as he exits]
- Narrator: I must profess, sir, this man, holds the ingredients to Townsville's salvation!
- [the professor looks back, confronted by the Gangrene Gang]
- Narrator: This man known simply as...
- [Ace lands an unseen punch to the Professor's face]
- Narrator: ...The Professor!