Kaante (2002)
Ranjit Chowdhry: Det. Constable
Quotes
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[in the police station]
McQuarrie's partner : [in Hindi] Where were you last night?
Ajju : [Looks at McQuarrie] With his wife.
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McQuarrie's partner : About the robbery, Tell us whatever you know about this...
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : I'll tell what I know and what I do know is that you've made a very very big mistake by bringing me here
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Det. MacQuarrie : [During one-to-one interrogation] Are you gonna tell me where the truck is ?
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : What truck are you talking about man ?
Det. MacQuarrie : The one you stole.
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : [Astonished] Stole ? Do I look like a thief ?
McQuarrie's partner : Yes you do.
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : [Explaining Ranjit Chowdhry] Please explain this guy I went there to meet Rosy, my girlfriend, stays on the 12th floor. Tell him
[Pointing to Jf Davis]
McQuarrie's partner : You tell him.
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : [Turning to Jf Davis] I went there to meet Rosy, my girlfriend, Big Boobs Rosy, Big
[stuttering when pointing to Jf Davis's female partner]
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : Boobs Rosy. Even if I stole the truck, what would I do with it on the 12th floor ? And how do I take the truck to the 12th floor, you tell me ?
[Jf Davis slams his hand on the table]
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Det. MacQuarrie : [Interrogating Amitabh Bachchan] Major, tell me about the truck ?
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : [Irritated by the false allegation] What the hell are you guys talking about ? What did I do ? I was merely upto my usual routine.
McQuarrie's partner : That's where the issue lies Major that you're ALWAYS upto your USUAL routine, but Major we aren't gonna be as quite as USUAL, this time we're gonna ensure you have a very long appointment with the law.
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : [Sarcastically] Yeah, right.
McQuarrie's partner : You bet. Major, why's it occurring to me that you want to share a secret with us ?
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : You wanna know about it ?
McQuarrie's partner : Of course, why not.
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : Then listen up: You've made a huge mistake by bringing me here.
McQuarrie's partner : [In a fun manner] Really ?
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : One HUGE mistake. Now, for your fault apologize saying "I am sorry Sir" and tell me
[scene cuts to Suniel Shetty's interrogation]
Marc Issak : When would I be let free ?
McQuarrie's partner : When we'll find the truck.
Marc Issak : And when will you find it ?
McQuarrie's partner : [laughing] Obviously when you'll tell us.
Marc Issak : You're asking the wrong guy.
McQuarrie's partner : Is it so ? So whom should we ask ?
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Det. MacQuarrie : [Interrogating Sanjay Dutt] Where were you at 6 AM ?
[In a harsh tone after no response]
Det. MacQuarrie : Hey asshole I asked you a question.
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : No english.
[to Ranjit Chowdhry in Hindi]
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : Tell him I don't know english.
McQuarrie's partner : [to Jf Davis] Sir he doesn't understand the language.
Det. MacQuarrie : Then you tell him what I am asking.
McQuarrie's partner : I will.
Det. MacQuarrie : [to Sanjay Dutt] Where were you at 6 AM ?
McQuarrie's partner : [to Sanjay Dutt in Hindi] Where were you at 6 AM ?
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : [In Hindi] I was with his
[Jf Davis']
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : wife.
Det. MacQuarrie : [Noticing a shocked expression on Ranjit Chowdhry's face] What did he say ?
McQuarrie's partner : [Embarrassed] He's saying he was at the bar Sir.
Det. MacQuarrie : What the hell was he doing there ?
McQuarrie's partner : [to Sanjay Dutt in Hindi] What were you doing there ?
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : [In a joking way] Fucking.
McQuarrie's partner : [to Jf Davis with a hopeless expression] Drinking.
Det. MacQuarrie : With whom ?
McQuarrie's partner : [to Sanjay Dutt in Hindi] With whom ?
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : [In Hindi in a humorous tone] His
[Jf Davis']
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : wife.
McQuarrie's partner : [to Jf Davis] Friends.
McQuarrie's partner : Where's the truck ?
McQuarrie's partner : [In Hindi to Sanjay Dutt] Where's the truck ?
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : [In Hindi] I parked it outside his
[Jf Davis']
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : house.
McQuarrie's partner : [to Jf Davis in a frustrated tone] Sir, this man
[Sanjay Dutt]
McQuarrie's partner : doesn't know anything about any truck.
Det. MacQuarrie : Look, does he want us to have to go nasty !
McQuarrie's partner : [to Sanjay Dutt in Hindi] Hey hero, don't assume Uncle Sam to be indeed your Uncle. Common speak up, he's getting furious.
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : [to Ranjit Chowdhry in Hindi] Tell him to be furious at his wife. She's put equal amount of vigour.
McQuarrie's partner : [to Jf Davis having completely given up] Sir this man obviously doesn't know anything.
Det. MacQuarrie : Well then who does ?
McQuarrie's partner : [to Sanjay Dutt in Hindi in an angry tone] Who knows about the truck ?
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : [In Hindi in a comic tone] His
[Jf Davis']
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : wife.
McQuarrie's partner : [to Jf Davis in the heat of the moment] Your wife.
Det. MacQuarrie : What ?
McQuarrie's partner : I am sorry Sir. Your man. The one who informed you.
Det. MacQuarrie : And how does he
[Sanjay Dutt]
Det. MacQuarrie : know about him ?
McQuarrie's partner : [to Sanjay Dutt in Hindi] And how does he know about him ?
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : [In Hindi] Coz he too was fucking alongside.
McQuarrie's partner : Give me a moment Sir.
McQuarrie's partner : [to Sanjay Dutt in Hindi] Look immigrant, just coz you're wearing a trench coat, don't try acting like a mafia. This is damn important, common speak up.
Det. MacQuarrie : [Banging his hands on the table] Hey, what the hell are you talking about ?
Female cop : He's
[Sanjay Dutt]
Female cop : just wasting our time, he's bull shitting us. He's playing with us.
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : [In background narration] They just kept asking and Ajju kept repeating he was with MacQuarrie's wife. Some time later even the cop was convinced Ajju was indeed with MacQuarrie's wife.