Rupert Grint credited as playing...
Ron Weasley
- Harry Potter: Come on.
- Ron Weasley: *What*?
- Harry Potter: You heard what Hagrid said. Follow the spiders.
- Ron Weasley: They're heading into the Dark Forest! Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?
- [Harry, Ron and Lockhart find the Basilisk skin]
- Ron Weasley: What's this?
- Gilderoy Lockhart: It looks like a... snake.
- Harry Potter: It's a snake *skin*.
- Ron Weasley: Bloody hell! Whatever shed this must be sixty feet long! Or *more*!
- [Lockhart passes out]
- Ron Weasley: Heart of a lion, this one.
- Gilderoy Lockhart: [to Harry and Ron after grabbing Ron's wand] The adventure ends here, boys. But don't fret. The world will know our story. How I was too late to save the girl. How you two tragically lost your minds at the sight of her mangled body.
- [points wand to Harry]
- Gilderoy Lockhart: So... you first, Mr. Potter. Say goodbye to your memories. Obliviate!
- [he gets pulled backwards and thrown hit into a rock wall knocking him out which causes loose rocks to fall and block the path between Ron and Harry]
- Ron Weasley: Harry! Harry!
- Harry Potter: Ron! Ron, are you OK?
- Ron Weasley: I'm fine!
- Gilderoy Lockhart: [wakes up] Hello. Who are you?
- Ron Weasley: Um... Ron Weasley.
- Gilderoy Lockhart: Really? And, uh, wh-who am I?
- Ron Weasley: [to Harry] Lockhart's memory charm backfired! He hasn't got a clue who he is!
- Gilderoy Lockhart: [he picks up a rock] It's an odd sort of place, this, isn't it? Do you live here?
- Ron Weasley: [takes the rock] *No*!
- Gilderoy Lockhart: Really?
- [Ron knocks Lockhart unconscious with the rock]
- Ron Weasley: [to Harry, who's on the other side of the rock slide] What do I do now?
- Harry Potter: You wait here and try to shift some of this rock so we can get back through. I'll go on and find Ginny.
- Ron Weasley: OK.
- Hermione: Look, Hagrid's our friend, why don't we just go and ask him about it?
- Ron: That would be a cheerful visit. "Hello Hagrid! Tell us, have you been setting anything mad and hairy loose in the castle lately?"
- [Hagrid has walked up behind them]
- Hagrid: Mad and hairy? You wouldn't be talkin' about me, now would ya?
- Hermione, Ron, Harry: No.
- Dumbledore: You both realize, of course, that in the past few hours you have broken perhaps a dozen school rules.
- Harry, Ron: Yes, sir.
- Dumbledore: And that there is sufficient evidence to have you both expelled.
- Harry, Ron: Yes, sir.
- Dumbledore: Therefore, it is only fitting that you both receive...
- [beams]
- Dumbledore: Special Awards for Services to the School.
- Ron Weasley: They were starving him, Mum! There were bars on his window!
- Molly Weasley: Well, you'd best hope I don't put bars on *your* window, Ronald Weasley! Come on, Harry. Time for a spot of breakfast.
- Ginny Weasley: Mummy, have you seen my jumper?
- Molly Weasley: Yes, dear, it was on the cat.
- [sees Harry; a shocked look forms on her face]
- Harry Potter: Hello.
- [Ginny runs off]
- Harry Potter: What did I do?
- Ron Weasley: Ginny. She's been talking about you all summer. Bit annoying, really.
- [deleted scene]
- Fred Weasley: Look everyone, it's the heir of Slytherin!
- George Weasley: Be careful! He's a seriously evil wizard.
- Ron: Come on, Harry. Fred and George were just having a laugh.
- Harry: They're the only ones.
- Ron: Okay, so half the school thinks you're nipping off to the Chamber of Secrets every night. Who cares?
- Harry: Maybe they're right.
- Hermione: Harry! Harry? Oh, come on!
- Harry: Look, I didn't know I could speak Parseltongue! What else don't I know about myself? Look. Maybe you can do something, even something horrible and not know you did it.
- Hermione: You don't believe that, Harry. I know you don't. And if it makes you feel any better, Malfoy's staying for the holidays, too.
- Ron: Why would that make anyone feel any better?
- Hermione: Because, in a few days the Polyjuice Potion will be ready! In a few days, we may truly know who is the heir of Slytherin.
- Hermione Granger: Professor, I was wondering if you could tell us about... the Chamber of Secrets.
- Minerva McGonagall: [seeing everyone's curious faces] Very well. Well, you all know, of course, that Hogwarts was founded over a thousand years ago, by the four greatest witches and wizards of the age: Godric Gryffindor, Helga Hufflepuff, Rowena Ravenclaw... and Salazar Slytherin. Now, three of the founders co-existed quite harmoniously. One did not.
- Ron Weasley: Three guesses who.
- Minerva McGonagall: Salazar Slytherin wished to be more selective about the students admitted to Hogwarts. He believed magical learning should be kept within all-magic families. In other words, pure-bloods. Unable to sway the others, he decided to leave the school. Now, according to legend, Slytherin had built a hidden chamber in this castle, known as the Chamber of Secrets. Though shortly before departing, he sealed it until that time when his own true heir returned to the school. The heir alone would be able to open the Chamber and unleash... the horror within, and by so doing, purge the school of all those who... in Slytherin's view... were unworthy... to study magic.
- Hermione Granger: Muggle-borns.
- Minerva McGonagall: Well, naturally the school has been searched many times. No such chamber has been found.
- Hermione Granger: Professor, what exactly does the legend tell us lies within the Chamber?
- Minerva McGonagall: Well, the Chamber is said to be home to something that *only* the Heir of Slytherin can control! It is said to be the home... of a monster.
- [Ron looks behind him to face Draco's evil smile]
- Ron Weasley: Follow the spiders? *Follow the spiders*? If Hagrid *ever* gets out of Azkaban, I'll kill him!
- [the flying car drives itself back into the Dark Forest]
- Ron Weasley: I mean, what was the point of sending us in there? What have we found out?
- Harry Potter: We know one thing: Hagrid never opened the Chamber of Secrets. He was innocent.
- Harry: You're Aragog, aren't you?
- Aragog: Yes. Hagrid has never sent men into our hollow before.
- Harry: He's in trouble. Up at the school there've been attacks. They think it's Hagrid. They think he opened the Chamber of Secrets, like before.
- Aragog: That's a lie! Hagrid never opened the Chamber of Secrets!
- Harry: Then you're not the monster?
- Aragog: No! The monster was born in the castle. I came to Hagrid from a distant land, in the pocket of a traveler.
- Ron: [terrified] Harry.
- Harry: Shush.
- [to Aragog]
- Harry: But, if you're not the monster, then-then what did kill that girl 50 years ago?
- Aragog: We do not speak of it! It is an ancient creature we spiders fear above all others.
- Harry: But have you seen it?
- Aragog: I never saw any part of the castle but the box in which Hagrid kept me. The girl was discovered in a bathroom. When I was accused, Hagrid brought me here.
- Ron: Harry!
- Harry: What?
- [Ron points at the spiders surrounding them]
- Harry: Well... thank you. We'll just go.
- Aragog: Go? I think not. My sons and daughters do not harm Hagrid on my command, but I cannot deny them fresh meat when it wanders so willingly into our midst. Goodbye, friend of Hagrid.
- Ron: Can we panic now?
- Moaning Myrtle: Here I am, minding my own business, and someone thinks it's funny to throw a book at me.
- Ron: But, it can't hurt if someone throws something at you. I mean, it would just go right through you.
- Moaning Myrtle: [swooping down towards Ron] Sure! Let's all throw books at Myrtle, because she can't feel it! Ten points if you get it through her stomach!
- [punches Ron in stomach]
- Moaning Myrtle: Fifty points if it goes through her head!
- [punches Ron in head]
- Oliver Wood: I don't believe it! Where you think you're going, Flint?
- Marcus Flint: Qudditch practice!
- Oliver Wood: I booked the pitch for Gryffindor today.
- Marcus Flint: Easy, Wood. I've got a note.
- Ron: Uh-oh. I smell trouble.
- Oliver Wood: "I, Professor Severus Snape do hereby give the Slytherin team permission to practice today, owing to the need to train their new Seeker." You've got a new seeker? Who?
- [Malfoy steps out from behind the crowd]
- Harry Potter: Malfoy?
- Draco Malfoy: That's right. And that's not all that's new this year.
- [shows everyone the new brooms]
- Ron: Those are Nimbus Two-Thousand and Ones! How'd you get those?
- Marcus Flint: A gift from Draco's father.
- Draco Malfoy: You see, Weasley, unlike some, my father can afford the best.
- Hermione Granger: At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in. They got in on pure talent.
- Draco Malfoy: No one asked your opinion, you filthy little Mudblood!
- Ron: You'll pay for that one Malfoy! Eat slugs!
- [Ron 's jinx backfires, hitting him in his chest and knocking him several feet backwards. The Gryffindor team and Hermione run to his side]
- Hermione Granger: You okay, Ron? Say something!
- [Ron opens his mouth and coughs up a huge slug and Colin Creevey begins snapping away with his camera]
- Colin Creevey: Wow! Can you turn him around Harry?
- Harry Potter: No Colin! Get out of the way!
- [he and Hermione assist Ron up]
- Harry Potter: Come on, let's take him to Hagrid's.
- [Ron throws up another slug]
- Harry Potter: He'll know what to do.
- [he, Hermione, and Ron run off to Hagrid's as Ron continues to throw up slugs. Malfoy looks at them, then back at his teammates, laughing]