Pistachio Disguisey
Jennifer Baker
Grandfather Disguisey
Fabbrizio Disguisey
Devlin Bowman
Barney Baker
Mother Disguisey
Sophia (as Maria Canals)
Texas Man
Henchman
Texas Wife
Trent
Kenan
Rex
Interview Woman
Self
Security Guard
Doorman
Cigar Maker
Businessman
Liberty Bell Security Guard
Art Dealer
Waiter
Ninja Warrior
White Collar Executive
Mongolian Elder
Mongolian (as Chao-Li Chi)
German Businessman
German Businesswoman
Another German
Bo Derek
Bernardo
Italian Officer
Boxing Dummy
Puerto Rican Housekeeper
Waitress
Female Partygoer
Bully (as Phillip Fischer)
Chemistry Teacher
Young Pistachio
Young Pistachio (as Cole Mitchell Sprouse)
Young Pistachio (as Dylan Thomas Sprouse)
Jock
Captain America Kid
Captain America Kid (as Julius Ritter)
Captain America Kid (as Brighton Hertzford)
Bartender
Chef
Appraiser
Constitution Security Guard
Abe Lincoln
Ninja
Ninja (as Johnny Nguyen)
Ninja (as Yoshio Izuka)
Doug
Big Bottom Girl
Big Bottom Girl (as Anna-Marie Simone Goddard)
Group Dancer
Limo Driver (uncredited)
Choreographer (uncredited)
Lisa (uncredited)
Thief (uncredited)
Shane (uncredited)
Kyle (uncredited)
Self (uncredited)