"Never Say Never Mind" stands head & shoulders above some other low-budget action spoofs I've watched recently, but still falls short of offering a fully satisfying "meal". Although the movie does a pretty good job of faking a larger budget than it probably had (including some on-location London shooting), it's still hampered by its budgetary restrictions, which allow very little action; there are only 2 fight scenes, which is a shame, because those 2 are surprisingly technical; whoever gave the Swedish Bikini Team grappling instructions did a commendable job. The girls themselves are pretty cute, and speak in perfect - undubbed - English. The film needed more of them and Bruce Payne (as their boss), and less of John Rhys-Davies, who may be a fine actor, but here he tries too hard for laughs, to little effect. The closing credits (as well as some unresolved plot elements) suggest a planned sequel; to this date, it has not been made. ** out of 4.