Rolling Kansas (2003)
Charlie Finn: Kevin Haub
Quotes
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Dave Murphy : Aw man, that garbage can was full of loaded diapers.
Kevin Haub : Baby's are cute, though.
Dave Murphy : [pause] Yeah they are.
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Satin : What about you? What's your story?
Kevin Haub : I'm gay.
Satin : [uncomfortable silence] You think you're gay?
Kevin Haub : I think I'm gay. I think I like dudes. This old farmer guy asked me if I liked boys. You know it got me to thinking.
Blush : Anyone else in the car think they're gay?
Dinkadoo Murphy , Hunter Bullette , Dave Murphy , Dick Murphy : No.
Dinkadoo Murphy : Kevin, wh-what do you mean you think you're gay?
Kevin Haub : I do. I think I like dudes.
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Kevin Haub : Hey with all them boxes. I'm going to make 'em into a giant break dancing mat and we're going to have a neighborhood break off.
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Kevin Haub : I have a Russian sword... it's large.
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Kevin Haub : Out of all of us, Hunter would be the safest in prison.
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Farmer : Reckon you need a good ass-whoopin?
Kevin Haub : Nah, I don't think so...
Farmer : You're soft, like a knobbly-kneed girl. Reckon you like boys?
Kevin Haub : Nah, I don't think so... I just looking for some cutting implements.
Farmer : Saws and what have you?
Kevin Haub : Yes sir.
Farmer : I've got cutting implements. Saws and what have you...
Kevin Haub : Cool,. Are they in good condition? Well oiled? Little or no rust?
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Dick Murphy : Now here's what we're gonna do, we're gonna put that human nose back in the glovebox. Go on. We're gonna forget about it. Forever.
Kevin Haub : Yeah, okay that sounds easy enough. Hey, anyone hungry?
Dinkadoo Murphy : Yes, good idea.
Kevin Haub : What about the human nose?
Dick Murphy : Kevin, forget about the human nose!
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Kevin Haub : Weedworm. How cool.
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Agent Madsen, Trooper : [to Hunter] Hey, big man!
Kevin Haub : Yes sir.
Agent Madsen, Trooper : Not you, thin-bin!