Alex Borstein credited as playing...
Miss Ungermeyer
- Miss Ungermeyer: Mr. Craft, have you even started on your summer reading list?
- Ethan: I finished it.
- Miss Ungermeyer: You read eleven books?
- Ethan: I mean I read the list!
- Ethan: When are we going to eat spaghetti?
- Kate: Its like nine in the morning.
- Ethan: So what? You've never had spaghetti for breakfast before?
- Kate: I don't eat carbs!
- Ethan: So I suppose you've never had a spaghetti sandwich before?
- Kate: This experience is so totally wasted on you...
- Miss Ungermeyer: Craft! Sanders! Seperate!
- Kate: Oh, we did! And thank god!
- Miss Ungermeyer: Ok, let's try something at your education level and take a ten minute shopping break while I choke down an espresso.
- Miss Ungermeyer: You tell us where Lizzie is or this deck is gonna catch some serious air!
- Ethan: Well it's possible that she's at the Italian Music Video Awards doubling for the Italian pop star Isabella who's like totally her twin.
- [pause]
- Ethan: Why does everyone always look at me like that?
- Miss Ungermeyer: Gordon, you having a problem?
- Gordo: No, no... I-I just... I'm starting to agree with Ethan. I-I think we need to eat more spaghetti.
- Ethan: You're the man!
- Miss Ungermeyer: Room assignments: David Gordon, you'll be rooming with Ethan Craft. You'll be in room 103.
- Ethan: Are those English or Italian numbers?
- Miss Ungermeyer: What's your name?
- Gordo: David Gordan.
- Miss Ungermeyer: David Gordan. I think that's Italian for 'sneaky little brown noser with a hidden agenda'.
- Miss Ungermeyer: You will get to experience the delights of La Citta Eterna. Rome. Eternal city. Did no one read the info packets?
- Miss Ungermeyer: Mr. Craft, you are in the most beautiful city in the world, is this having any effect on you?
- Ethan: Yeah the cobble stones are like totally thrashing on my wheels.