Eric Fournier credited as playing...
Shaye Saint John
- Shaye Saint John: Gawd, I'm signing so many autographs on the internet. They just love me on the dot com!
- Computer: What's your name?
- Shaye Saint John: Up.
- Computer: What's your last name?
- Shaye Saint John: Yours!
- Shaye Saint John: Up yours!
- Shaye Saint John: Cakes and pies, and cookies, and bon bons, and cream pies. Lemon meringue whipped twisters! Gawd!
- Shaye Saint John: How's everybody, I couldn't believe it, they said four to six weeks but it came in two to three!
- Shaye Saint John: Hi it's Shaye Saint John here haven't you heard about my new exercise it's called piano hammering would you like to see me do it One two three!
- Shaye Saint John: [smashing foot into piano] God! God!
- Shaye Saint John: [Shaye talking to her doll Kiki] Are you friends with Joanne she has a broken neck, look
- Shaye Saint John: Kiki do you think you can be nice to Joanne she has a broken neck
- Shaye Saint John: [talking to Coco] Hello again Coco please don't get mad at Kiki cause she can't get along with you, I love you equally and I'm so sad that you came to sad you're one of my favorite new dolls now, hello again Coco, you're my favorite new doll
- Shaye Saint John: I think Kiki should try out for the new Shirley Temple in that new movie, what do you think?
- Shaye Saint John: Kiki take one, screen test for Shirley Temple 2000
- Shaye Saint John: Kiki, do you have any problems with taking your bottoms off?
- Shaye Saint John: [played slower] Kiki, do you have any problems with taking your bottoms off?
- Shaye Saint John: [pouring cheerios for a cat on a porch] here's some kitty candy hold on! You want some candy?
- Shaye Saint John: Yum yum ok!
- Shaye Saint John: [Shaye unboxing Kiki out of a wicker basket and talking to some friends] Ok everybody
- Shaye Saint John: Oh it's incredible Susan you're gonna, you saw that-you saw Betty's doll, it's got nothing on little Kiki here
- Shaye Saint John: Ok remember, it's very fragile, and yes the face is burned, but that's just ok though
- [close up of Kiki's face and distorted scream]
- Shaye Saint John: [played slower with weird effects] Oh! Oh!
- Shaye Saint John: [Shaye about to unbox Kiki] Everybody here, who has children, under the age of five I would superly appreciate it if you keep them away from my precious doll
- Shaye Saint John: [Shaye trying on wigs] Hi everyone you see my new little shaggy dog hair, yeah I got it at the salon today hi everyone
- Shaye Saint John: What do you think of my little dirty blonde trash, hello again, hi everyone, hi everyone, hi everyone
- Shaye Saint John: God look at my little gray blonde crimped nightmare I like it
- Shaye Saint John: [Shaye trying on wigs] Hi everyone, what do you think about the dark Charlie's angels wig, ok, god! God! God!
- Shaye Saint John: What do you think about my little new hairdo, hello again