Holes (2003)
Jon Voight: Mr. Sir
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Quotes
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Mr. Sir : What're we gonna do?
The Warden Walker : You'll do as I say.
[puts her hat on and leaves]
Mr. Pendanski : What did she say?
Mr. Sir : Not much.
Mr. Pendanski : What do we do?
Mr. Sir : You'll do as I say.
[puts his hat on and leaves]
Mr. Pendanski : But you didn't say anything either.
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Mr. Sir : I got a story for your Girl Scouts. Once upon a time there was a magical place where it never rained. The end.
[snickers scornfully]
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Mr. Sir : You take a bad boy, make him dig holes all day in the hot sun, it turns him into a good boy. That's our philosophy here at Camp Green Lake.
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Mr. Sir : There ain't nothing down there. We woulda found it by now.
Mr. Pendanski : I wouldn't tell the queen bee that.
Mr. Sir : I ain't on stupid pills!
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The Warden Walker : [while all the boys are digging out a deep trench, Armpit tries to dupe the Warden into thinking that he has found something which is obviously nothing more than a recently broken TV nob] Are you trying to be funny, or do you just think I'm stupid?
Armpit : No, ma'am. I wasn't trying to be funny.
The Warden Walker : Excuse me?
Mr. Sir : You know something, Armpit? Your little joke has just cost you a week of shower privileges.
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Mr. Sir : [his face has a huge scar] I think I look kinda purty, don't you?
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Texas Ranger #2 : Marion Sevillo!
Mr. Sir : [freezes] Oh, crap.
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Mr. Sir : Yeah, keep running! There ain't gonna be no Yelnats the fifth!
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Mr. Sir : This ain't a girl scout camp!
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Mr. Sir : Everything turns to callous eventually. That's life!
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Mr. Sir : I ain't on stupid pills.
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Mr. Sir : This ain't no kindergarteners in the sandbox!
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Mr. Sir : How did that get there? Did it fall from the sky?
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Mr. Sir : Thirsty, Stanley?
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[after watching Stanley try and fail to begin digging his first hole]
Mr. Sir : One down, ten million to go.
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Mr. Sir : Keep running, there ain't gonna be no Yelnats the fifth!