Byron Cotton credited as playing...
Armpit
- Magnet: Maybe he found Zero. Maybe they're still alive.
- X-Ray: Yeah, and maybe the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy are still alive.
- Squid: Maybe my mom'll stop drinkin' and my dad'll come back.
- Twitch: Man when Caveman stole that truck... oh...
- Zig-Zag: That was awesome.
- Armpit: Yeah, Caveman did have style.
- Mr. Pendanski: Good morning, Theodore!
- Armpit: Man, it's Armpit! I don't know no fool named Theodore.
- Mr. Pendanski: Well, I don't know no fool named Armpit.
- [Hands him water]
- Mr. Pendanski: Here's your water, who-ever-you-are.
- The Warden Walker: [while all the boys are digging out a deep trench, Armpit tries to dupe the Warden into thinking that he has found something which is obviously nothing more than a recently broken TV nob] Are you trying to be funny, or do you just think I'm stupid?
- Armpit: No, ma'am. I wasn't trying to be funny.
- The Warden Walker: Excuse me?
- Mr. Sir: You know something, Armpit? Your little joke has just cost you a week of shower privileges.
- Stanley: Man how did she know my name?
- Zig-Zag: Oh, man, she's got the whole place wired. Oh yeah, she has these little cameras and microphones all over the place. In the tent, in the rec room, in the showers.
- Stanley: They're not in the showers.
- Squid: Oh don't listen to him. I read his file. It said he suffers from, um, oh. acute paranoia.
- Magnet: So I guess that means she watches me everyday, huh.
- Armpit: Man, he said cameras and microphones, not microscopes.
- Zig-Zag: What color was it's blood?
- Stanley: I-I don't know. I couldn't tell.
- Zig-Zag: I wish I'd a seen it. Bam!
- Magnet: If Mr. Sir didn't shoot it, Stanley, you'd be in the hole.
- Zig-Zag: Don't you know each one's got exactly 11 spots?
- Squid: Yeah, man, but if you ever get close enough to count 'em, you're dead.
- Armpit: Look, it's the lizards we're workin' for, man. We build their houses for 'em. I mean, yesterday I saw 10 of 'em in one hole.
- Squid: We ain't diggin' for no lizards
- Armpit: What we diggin' for then man?
- X-Ray: Like Mr. Sir said, we diggin' to build some character.
- Mr. Pendanski: Stanley, if you've got any questions, just ask Theodore. Theodore will be your mentor. Got that, Theodore?
- Armpit: Yeah, man. Whatever, dude.
- Mr. Pendanski: I'm depending on you. It should be no labor to be nice to your neighbor.