Stuart Townsend credited as playing...
Dorian Gray
- Dorian Gray: Ah. The bedroom, Mina. Does it give you memories? Or ideas?
- Mina Harker: Ideas.
- [She stabs him in the groin]
- Dorian Gray: [gasping] If that had been permanent, I'd have been very upset!
- M: You could stay, you know. Share my dream.
- Dorian Gray: I've lived long enough to see the future become history, Professor. Empires crumble. There are no exceptions.
- M: You think you're better than me. You forget: I've seen your painting.
- Dorian Gray: I'm an immortal, sir, not a gazelle. How can we outrun this?
- [Tom Sawyer brings out Nemo's car]
- Tom Sawyer: Care for a spin?
- Allan Quartermain: Jekyll, come on! We'll need Hyde!
- Dr. Henry Jekyll: No! Hyde will never use me again.
- Dorian Gray: Then what good are you?
- Dorian Gray: Mina. You're alive.
- Mina Harker: It's possible I can't die. Same could be said of you. Let's put it to the test.
- Allan Quatermain: Ah, you're missing a picture, Mr. Gray.
- Dorian Gray: And you don't miss a thing, do you, Mr. Quatermain?
- Allan Quatermain: Oh, sometimes.
- Ishmael: That Skinner's got a lot to answer for!
- Dorian Gray: Not Skinner - me!
- [raises his gun and shoots Ishmael]
- Mina Harker: Do you realize what you've done? What you've let out of me?
- Dorian Gray: A woman's wrath? Oh, I'm petrified.
- Dorian Gray: [after watching Hyde's attack] Quite the parlor trick.
- Mr. Hyde: Wait 'til you see my next one.
- [Hyde transforms suddenly into small and meek Henry Jekyll]
- Dr. Henry Jekyll: Dr.Jekyll... at your service.
- Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): And I thought I was special. You're invulnerable to harm.
- Dorian Gray: I don't like to boast.
- Rodney Skinner (the Invisible Man): Oh, scotch anyone?
- Dorian Gray: Help yourself.
- Mina Harker: Don't let it ruin your makeup.
- Captain Nemo: I'm impressed, Mr. Gray. You take Skinner's uniqueness in your stride.
- Dorian Gray: Well, I've seen too much in my life to shock easily.
- Rodney Skinner (the Invisible Man): Hello, Dorian. The great white hunter's bagged his prize.
- [they hear and see men being thrashed]
- Dorian Gray: Or the prize bagged him.
- [Quatermain is corraling Mr. Hyde]
- Allan Quatermain: Stay back, if you value your lives.