Peter Sallis credited as playing...
Wallace • Hutch
- Wallace: [sobbing] Oh, Gromit! I don't wanna be a giant rabbit!
- Hutch the Rabbit: Aww. The bounce has gone from his bungee.
- [Quartermaine's hairpiece has been sucked up in the Bunvacc]
- Lord Victor Quartermaine: I want...
- [lowers voice]
- Lord Victor Quartermaine: ... toupée, please.
- Wallace: Oh, grand. We take cheques or cash.
- Lord Victor Quartermaine: Toupée, you idiot! My hair is in your machine.
- Wallace: Oh, no, it's only rabbits in there. The hare, I think you'll find, is a much larger mammal.
- Lord Victor Quartermaine: How on earth would those tiny-minded buffoons ever catch such a big rabbit?
- Lady Tottington: Mr. Wallace?
- Wallace: Um... with a big trap!
- [Gromit slaps his face]
- Mr. Crock: By Jove, he... he's got it!
- Wallace: [tugging on his rabbit ears] I can't answer the door! Not like this!
- Hutch the Rabbit: [going up the stairs] Charming! I'm Wallace.
- Wallace: Ah! I already am!
- Lady Tottington: [over the phone] It's a disaster. I have the most terrible rabbit problem. The competition's only days away. You simply have to do something.
- Wallace: Certainly, M'um.
- Wallace: [Aside, to Gromit] I think we're about to go up in the world, lad.
- Wallace: [Back on phone] Just stay right where you are, Your Ladyship, and we'll be with you in an...
- [hits the control panel and gets dragged up through the ceiling]
- Wallace: Ahhhh!
- Lady Tottington: In an hour? But I can't wait an hour. I have a major infestation. Hello? Hello?
- Wallace: [strapped into the Mind Manipulation-omatic] . Their tiny bunny brains are being saturated in my veg-free mind waves.
- Wallace: I'm sorry, Gromit. I know you're doing this for my own good, but the fact is I'm just crackers about cheese. Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
- [Lowers the Mind Manipulation-omatic onto his head]
- Wallace: It's time we tried my latest invention, the Mind Manipulation-omatic. It extracts unwanted thoughts and desires. I haven't tested it yet, but it should be perfectly safe. Just a bit of harmless brain alteration, that's all.
- Lord Victor Quartermaine: I know your little secret, Pesto. I know exactly what's going on.
- Wallace: Your Lordship...
- Lord Victor Quartermaine: Oh, yes. You think you can pilfer my filly, don't you? You think you can con an innocent woman out of her fortune?
- Wallace: Who, me?
- Lord Victor Quartermaine: Well, I got here first! I've spent a long time reeling in that fluffy-headed bunny-lover, and I'm not about to let some puddle-headed peasant poach her from me. Comprenez?
- Wallace: [showing the rabbit-sucking machine to Lady Tottington] Aah, the old BV6000, Ma'am, err... capable of 125 rpm - that's "rabbits per minute".
- Wallace: [Falling down bed into hole] I'm in the mood for food!
- [Wallace gets stuck in the hole]
- Wallace: Uh, Gromit old pal, it happened again. I'll need assistance.
- [Gromit slowly walks towards a switch cleverly marked "assistance" and pulls it. Camera then shows that a giant hammer comes out of Wallace's wardrobe and hits Wallace on the head]
- Wallace: Ouch!
- Wallace: Oh, Gromit. We've created a monster. Hutch is the beast. The lunar panels! They must've ovestimulated his primitive bunny nature. And now when the moon is out, he undergoes a hideous transformation.
- [Suddenly Hutch starts twitching and growling until... he lets out a loud belch]
- Wallace: This is absolutely... fantastic! Sure, we've created a veg-ravaging monster, but we have also captured it, just like we promised Lady Tottington.
- Wallace: [as the BunVac 6000 labours] Sounds like a really big brute, this one. Give it some more welly.