Peter Davison credited as playing...
DC Davies
- Dangerous Davies: I think I'm being stalked.
- Mod Lewis: I knew a woman who wouldn't leave me alone. She'd follow me everywhere, buy me clothes and give me money.
- Dangerous Davies: Did you go to the police?
- Mod Lewis: No. It'd be a cruel man who'd turn in his own mother.
- [Mod Lewis has just joked that Dangerous Davies is starting to lose his hair]
- Dangerous Davies: What do you call a row of rabbits marching backwards?
- Mod Lewis: Dunno.
- Dangerous Davies: A receding hare-line!
- [looking at a suicide victim in the mortuary]
- Dangerous Davies: Are you sure that he's dead?
- Pathologist: Well I do have his brain in a jar here. So I presume he's dead... or he could be a detective constable working in North London.
- [Dangerous is trying to give Mod a driving lesson. As Mod is changing gear, he crunches the gears]
- Mod Lewis: That didn't sound too healthy, Dangerous. When did you last have this thing serviced?
- Dangerous Davies: [yells] Clutch! Clutch! Depress the clutch! And I don't mean tell it your life story.