Emily Procter credited as playing...
CSI Detective Calleigh Duquesne
- [about Horatio]
- Detective John Hagen: All I'm saying is, that's one hell of a lonely road he's walking.
- Calleigh Duquesne: I know. That's why I'm walking it with him.
- [stand-off with a suspect]
- Calleigh Duquesne: There are two ways this goes down, and either way, you're dropping the gun.
- Eric Delko: What's your plan "B"?
- Calleigh Duquesne: Gun Vault.
- [enters gun vault, smiles, and sighs]
- Calleigh Duquesne: Be still my heart.
- [during an autopsy]
- Calleigh Duquesne: What is that? Some kind of insect?
- Alexx Woods: It's an ant.
- [to the corpse]
- Alexx Woods: Girl, you need an exterminator.
- Calleigh Duquesne: French lace. From the window at the Moreno house. It's also used in high-end toupees. Gives a more natural look to the hair line.
- Tim Speedle: Lace on a rug?
- Calleigh Duquesne: Mmm-hmm.
- Tim Speedle: Shoot me if it comes to that.
- Calleigh Duquesne: Why fill in the number? Why not just sand it all the way down?
- Tim Speedle: I don't know. Maybe it's a guy thing.
- Calleigh Duquesne: What? They'll add on or cover up, but they won't mess with the chassis?
- Tim Speedle: You know what, you're scaring me.
- Suspect: I swear. I didn't touch her.
- Calleigh Duquesne: You don't have to touch somebody to shoot 'em.
- Calleigh Duquesne: That smells good.
- Eric Delko: What, cafe Cubano? Put some hair on your chest.
- Calleigh Duquesne: Don't you just say the sweetest things.
- Calleigh Duquesne: [Quickly walking through the break room] Hi guys, bye guys.
- Eric Delko: [Stopping her] Hey, Calleigh, I heard you busted the stereo man.
- Calleigh Duquesne: Hey, I heard you found out who the car crash victim really is.
- Tim Speedle: Yup, he was a bad guy.
- Calleigh Duquesne: You know, maybe not all bad.
- Tim Speedle: I think the mob would disagree about 1.5 million times.
- Calleigh Duquesne: Yeah, but you know, I was thinking. If he hadn't have stolen from the mob, then he never would have become a beach bum in Florida and then he never would have got picked up by the hurricane. Then if he hadn't got picked up by the hurricane he would have never hit Burton's car, and if it wasn't for hitting Burton's car, Burton would have gotten away with murder.
- Eric Delko: [Smiling] Leave it to you, Calleigh, to find something good to come out of a hurricane.
- Calleigh Duquesne: [Smiling] They do alleviate global warming.
- [She leaves]
- Tim Speedle: [to Eric] She's way too cheerful.