Ray Liotta credited as playing...
Tommy Vercetti
- Tommy Vercetti: You took fifteen years from me, Sonny, and now I'm gonna make you pay!
- Sonny Forelli: You still don't get it, do you? I *own* you, Tommy. Those fifteen years were mine to spend!
- Tommy Vercetti: Who does this guy think he is? Now I gotta dress like a chump as well as hang out with him? I like this shirt.
- Umberto Robina: Hey if Leo knows you've got his phone he'll kill you.
- Tommy Vercetti: Maybe Leo's already dead. Maybe I killed Leo and took his phone. You ever think of that, prick?
- Tommy Vercetti: You Kent Paul? I'm a friend of Rosenberg.
- Kent Paul: Rosenberg... Rosenberg... Oh, that bonkers ambulence chaser! That guy could defend an innocent man all the way to Death Row!
- [laughs]
- Ken Rosenberg: What the hell are we gonna do?
- Tommy Vercetti: Shut up, sit down. I'll tell you what we're gonna do. You're gonna find out who took our cocaine, and then, I'm gonna kill them.
- Tommy Vercetti: Ok guys. Calm down, I'll handle this. Normally I wouldn't busy myself with driving around a bunch of drunken Scottish bisexuals, but in YOUR case, I'll make an exception!
- Sonny Forelli: Hey Tommy, it's Sonny. How's the suntan?
- Tommy Vercetti: I ain't got no suntan.
- Sonny Forelli: Well, you ain't got my money either, so I'm thinking to myself 'what're you doing?'. So tell me, Tommy, what ARE you doing?
- Tommy Vercetti: I'm looking for the money, Sonny. Don't worry.
- Sonny Forelli: I AM worrying, Tommy. That's my style because I seem to have this problem in my life with unreliable people. Don't be an unreliable person, Tommy, please.
- Tommy Vercetti: There goes my careful planning, all blown to hell. Thanks to you. You screwed up real good, Lance.
- Lance Vance: He killed my brother. What did you expect me to do? Mow his lawns?
- Tommy Vercetti: Sonny, you have my personal assurance that I'm gonna get you your money back, and the drugs, and I'm gonna mail you the dicks of those responsible.
- [Tommy Vercetti and Lance Vance impersonating cops]
- Tommy Vercetti: Remember, smile at the other cops.
- Lance Vance: Hey there, officer. Nice badge, nice badge.
- Tommy Vercetti: Real smooth, Lance.
- Ken Rosenberg: Hey, hey Tommy, Tommy, look, I had this mini-bar installed.
- Tommy Vercetti: We got a whole bar downstairs, Ken.
- Umberto Robina: You do this for me, and I take care of you. Like my brother. Like my son.
- Tommy Vercetti: I think I prefer the cash to being bounced on your knee, amigo.
- Tommy Vercetti: One thing's puzzling me. What's with 'Quentin'?
- Lance Vance: I dunno, I always kinda liked it: Quentin Vance.
- Tommy Vercetti: Vance? Your name's Lance Vance?
- Lance Vance: Hey, I got enough of that at school.
- Tommy Vercetti: Lance Vance. Poor bastard.