William Fichtner credited as playing...
Ken Rosenberg
- Ken Rosenberg: What the hell are we gonna do?
- Tommy Vercetti: Shut up, sit down. I'll tell you what we're gonna do. You're gonna find out who took our cocaine, and then, I'm gonna kill them.
- Ken Rosenberg: Tommy, if I have a disagreement with someone, I mail them an angry letter; maybe I pee in their mailbox. I don't start World War III.
- Ken Rosenberg: Hey, hey Tommy, Tommy, look, I had this mini-bar installed.
- Tommy Vercetti: We got a whole bar downstairs, Ken.
- Ken Rosenberg: Hey Tommy, I got you that chalkboard you wanted.
- Tommy Vercetti: Ah, the benefits of a law school education: the ability to follow instructions.
- [planning a bank robbery]
- Tommy Vercetti: So we'll have Cam on safe, me and Phil will handle security and Hilary will be our driver.
- Ken Rosenberg: What about me? The person who brought you here, the person who has helped you to no end in this town?
- Tommy Vercetti: Oh, yeah, Ken. Ken here; he washes the money for us... and he keeps the drinks on ice!
- Phil Cassidy: Haha, YEAH!
- Hilary King: I don't really know what I'm supposed to do here...
- Tommy Vercetti: Look, it'll be easy, haven't you ever seen a movie? We walk into the bank, wave the guns around... and leave very rich men.
- [planning a bank robbery]
- Tommy Vercetti: As you can see, gentlemen... this is going to be the easiest buck we ever made.
- Ken Rosenberg: Tommy, seriously, you should consider going into law!
- Phil Cassidy: [sighs] What the hell are you smoking, man? This ain't no simple plan. Then again, who needs a simple plan? Look at communism, that was a simple plan... didn't do Russia any favors, huh?
- Tommy Vercetti: Calm down, all right? With a team like this it's gonna be no problem. We got Cam on safe. Phil, you and me will handle security. And Hilary will drive the getaway car.
- Ken Rosenberg: Uh, aren't you forgetting somebody? Somebody who helped you to no END in this town? Somebody who...
- Tommy Vercetti: Ken, Ken... that's right... Ken here, he washes the money for us.
- [laughs]
- Tommy Vercetti: And he keeps the drinks on ice!
- Ken Rosenberg: Do I look like I can intimidate a jury? I couldn't intimidate a child, and believe me, I've tried.
- Ken Rosenberg: Of course my client looks guilty. Just because he looks guilty doesn't mean he is. You look like an idiot, but that doesn't mean you are.
- [last lines]
- Tommy Vercetti: You know Ken, this could be the beginning of a beautiful business relationship. I mean you're a conniving, back-stabbing, two-bit thief; and I'm a convicted, psychotic killer and drug dealer!
- Ken Rosenberg: I know. Ain't it just beautiful?
- [while bailing Tommy out of jail]
- Ken Rosenberg: You wouldn't know the truth if you found it banging your wife; now shut up and release my client. And your wife's not that great.
- [releasing Tommy from jail]
- Ken Rosenberg: Officer, do you really think my client is capable of that?
- Ken Rosenberg: I poke my head out of the gutter for one freakin' second, and fate shovels shit in my face!
- Tommy Vercetti: Go get some sleep.
- Ken Rosenberg: What are you gotta do?
- Tommy Vercetti: I'll drop by your office tomorrow and we can start sorting this mess out.
- Ken Rosenberg: [Rosenberg is busting Tommy Vercetti out] All your evidence is circumstantial bull shit and you know it.
- Ken Rosenberg: Ah, Tommy, this place looks too new. We need to redecorate, I can't stand this look!
- Tommy Vercetti: You're my lawyer, Rosenberg. Not my interior decorator.