Philip Michael Thomas credited as playing...
Lance Vance
- Tommy Vercetti: There goes my careful planning, all blown to hell. Thanks to you. You screwed up real good, Lance.
- Lance Vance: He killed my brother. What did you expect me to do? Mow his lawns?
- [Tommy Vercetti and Lance Vance impersonating cops]
- Tommy Vercetti: Remember, smile at the other cops.
- Lance Vance: Hey there, officer. Nice badge, nice badge.
- Tommy Vercetti: Real smooth, Lance.
- Tommy Vercetti: One thing's puzzling me. What's with 'Quentin'?
- Lance Vance: I dunno, I always kinda liked it: Quentin Vance.
- Tommy Vercetti: Vance? Your name's Lance Vance?
- Lance Vance: Hey, I got enough of that at school.
- Tommy Vercetti: Lance Vance. Poor bastard.
- Lance Vance: So Tommy, it's obvious that Diaz is the one who busted our deal, so why in the hell are we still running errands for him?
- Tommy Vercetti: The more we learn now, the less we'll have to learn when we take this town over.
- Lance Vance: [after returning to Diaz with coke] Good shooting, my friend. You're a real, proper, grade A, lunitic.
- Tommy Vercetti: Well, thank you.
- Lance Vance: See you around, Tommy.
- Tommy Vercetti: Ok, Mr. Lance Vance Dance.
- Lance Vance: Oh, way to go, tough guy. Beat 'em to a pulp. That should make him real chatty.
- Tommy Vercetti: You want some too?
- Lance Vance: Hey, chill. I want what you want, brother.
- Tommy Vercetti: Oh, yeah? And what's that?
- Lance Vance: Your green, and my dead brother's white lady. Unfortunately, you just silenced our lead.
- Tommy Vercetti: Accidents happen. Get lost.
- Lance Vance: Hey, hey, whoa. No need to go all 'Lone Ranger' on my ass. The way I see it, we two hombres in a strange town. We need to watch each other's back.
- Tommy Vercetti: My back's just fine, brother.
- Lance Vance: You sure about that? Here, take this. Follow me.
- [after arming a bomb]
- Tommy Vercetti: Okay, timers are set, five seconds and counting.
- Lance Vance: Five seconds? We gotta get the hell out of here!