Colin Firth credited as playing...
Jamie
- [in Portuguese]
- Jamie: Beautiful Aurelia, I've come here with a view of asking you to marriage me. I know I seems an insane person - because I hardly knows you - but sometimes things are so transparency, they don't need evidential proof. And I will inhabit here, or you can inhabit with me in England.
- Sophia Barros: [in Portuguese] Definitely go for England, girl. You'll meet Prince William - then you can marry him instead.
- Jamie: Er... Would you like the last, uh...?
- Aurelia: [in Portuguese] Thank you very much, but no.
- Jamie: No?
- Aurelia: [in Portuguese] If you saw my sister, you'd understand why.
- Jamie: That's all right, more for me.
- Aurelia: [in Portuguese] Just don't go eating it all yourself, you're getting chubbier every day.
- Jamie: I'm very lucky, I've got one of those constitutions where I never put on weight.
- [in Portuguese]
- Jamie: Good evening. Mr. Barros?
- Mr. Barros: Yes?
- Jamie: I am here to ask your daughter for her hands in marriage.
- Mr. Barros: You want to marry my daughter?
- Jamie: Yes.
- Mr. Barros: [yelling toward the back of the house] Come here, there is a man at the door. He wants to marry you.
- [a large and confused woman emerges]
- Sophia Barros: But I've never seen him before.
- Mr. Barros: Who cares?
- Sophia Barros: You're going to sell me to a complete stranger?
- Mr. Barros: Sell? Who said 'sell?' I'll pay him.
- Jamie: Pardon me. I'm meaning your other daughter - Aurelia.
- Jamie: It's lovely-lovely to see you all... and, er... I'm off, actually.
- Jamie's mum: But, Jamie, darling!
- Jamie: Sorry. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
- Jamie's niece: I HATE Uncle Jamie!
- [trying to make conversation with Aurelia, who doesn't understand a word]
- Jamie: No, right. "Silence is golden," as the Tremeloes said. Clever guys. Although I think the original version was by, uh, Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons. Great, great, great band.
- [hums "Silence is Golden"]
- Jamie: Oh, shut up.
- Jamie: [learning Portuguese] Oh my God, I've got a terrible stomach ache. It must have been the prawns. My goodness, this is a very big fish! It tastes delicious!
- Jamie: I'm so late.
- Jamie's Girlfriend: It's just 'round the corner, you'll make it.
- Jamie: Are you sure you don't mind me going without you?
- Jamie's Girlfriend: No, really, I'm just feeling so rotten.
- Jamie: I love you.
- Jamie's Girlfriend: I know.
- Jamie: I love you even when you're sick and look disgusting.
- Jamie's Girlfriend: I know. Now go or you will actually miss it.
- Jamie: Right. Did I mention that I love you?
- Jamie's Girlfriend: Yes you did. Get out, loser!