Andrew Lincoln credited as playing...
Mark
- Juliet: [after watching Mark's video of her] But... you never talk to me. You always talk to Peter. You don't like me.
- Mark: I hope it's useful. Don't show it around too much. It needs a bit of editing. Look, I've gotta get to a lunch. Early lunch. You can just show yourself out, can't you?
- [pauses]
- Mark: It's a... self-preservation thing, you see.
- [on sheets of poster board]
- Mark: With any luck, by next year - I'll be going out with one of these girls.
- [shows pictures of beautiful supermodels]
- Mark: But for now, let me say - Without hope or agenda - Just because it's Christmas - And at Christmas you tell the truth - To me, you are perfect - And my wasted heart will love you - Until you look like this.
- [picture of a mummy]
- Mark: Merry Christmas.
- [At the altar, just before Peter is married]
- Peter: No surprises?
- Mark: No surprises.
- Peter: Not like the stag night?
- Mark: Unlike the stag night.
- Peter: Do you admit the Brazilian prostitutes were a mistake?
- Mark: I do.
- Peter: And it would have been much better if they'd not turned out to be men?
- Mark: That is true.
- Juliet: I thought I might be able to swap it for some pie or... or maybe Munchies?
- Mark: Actually, I was being serious. I don't know where it is. I'll have a poke around tonight...
- Juliet: Mark, can I say something?
- Mark: Yeah.
- Juliet: I know you're Peter's best friend and I know you've never particularly warmed to me. Look, don't... don't argue. We've never got friendly. But I just wanted to say, I hope that can change. I'm nice. I really am. Apart from my terrible taste in pie and... It would be great if we could be friends.
- Mark: Absolutely.
- Juliet: Great.
- Mark: Doesn't mean we'll be able to find the video, though. I had a real search when you first called and couldn't any trace of it, so...
- Juliet: Well, there's one here that says "Peter and Juliet's Wedding". Do you think we might be on the right track?