James Callis credited as playing...
Gaius Baltar
- [Number Six has just informed Baltar that she has used the access he has given her to the Defense Mainframe in order to commit espionage]
- Baltar: I had nothing to do with this. You know I had nothing to do with this.
- Number Six: You have an amazing capacity for self-deception. How do you do that?
- Baltar: So now you're telling me, um, now you're telling me you're a machine?
- Number Six: I'm a woman.
- Baltar: You're a machine. You're a synthetic woman, a robot.
- Number Six: I've said it three times now.
- Baltar: Well, forgive me, I'm having the tiniest little bit of trouble believing that because the last time anybody saw the Cylons they looked more like walking chrome toasters.
- Number Six: Those models are still around. They have their uses.
- Number Six: What are you doing?
- Baltar: Phoning my attorney.
- Number Six: That won't be necessary.
- Baltar: Nah, he'll know what to do. He'll sort this out. He's the best in the business.
- Number Six: It won't be necessary because in a few hours no one will be left to charge you with anything.
- Baltar: What exactly are you saying?
- Number Six: Humanity's children are returning home. Today.
- [a nuclear detonation flares in the distance]
- [a hallucinatory Number Six has shown Baltar an odd device on the DRADIS display console in the Galactica's CIC]
- Baltar: You're not helping.
- Number Six: I'm sorry. How can I help?
- Baltar: Well, for a start you can tell me what that is.
- Number Six: Honestly, I don't know.
- Baltar: Well, it hasn't exploded.
- Number Six: Yet.
- [Baltar gives her a shocked look]
- Number Six: I'm just guessing.
- Baltar: I have to warn them.
- Number Six: How do you propose to do that? "Oh look, a Cylon device." "Really? Well, how do you know what a Cylon device looks like, Doctor?" "Oh, I forgot to mention I'm familiar with their technology because I've been having sex with a Cylon for the last two years now."