Tom Green credited as playing...
Self
- [Reading mistranslated English text on a Japanese soda machine]
- Tom Green: Why don't you have anything to drink? Choose one making you better feeling!
- Tom Green: It's not that I don't want to get in the van with the monkey, I do. But what does it accomplish.
- Tom Green: I notice that the police officers here in Tokyo wear cute little uniforms and look like Boy Scouts. Could I buy some cookies? Could you teach me how to make a campfire? I'm freezing, daddy!
- Japanese police officer: Oh... no, I don't understand uh... I... I can answer some easy questions... but is uh... too hard for me!
- Tom Green: Okay here's an easy question. Daddy, I'm freezing. Can you make me a campfire?
- Japanese police officer: uh... campfire?...
- Tom Green: Oh, you sir, he likes bananas! Oh, he's just gettin' his bag.
- Old Japanese man on subway: We like quiet.
- Tom Green: You like bananas?
- Old Japanese man on subway: We like quiet.
- Tom Green: Quiet.
- Old Japanese man on subway: Quiet, please!
- Tom Green: You like potatoes?
- Old Japanese man on subway: NO!
- Tom Green: You guys wanna take a crap in our van we've already had monkeys and chickens do it!... That is the most horrible sentence I've said in my life.