Tony Shalhoub credited as playing...
Luigi
- Lightning McQueen: I'm a very famous race car!
- Luigi: You are famous race car? A real race car?
- Lightning McQueen: Yes, I'm a real race car, what do you think? Look at me.
- Luigi: I have followed racing my entire life, my whole life!
- Lightning McQueen: Then you know who I am. I am Lightning McQueen.
- Luigi: Lightning McQueen!
- Lightning McQueen: Yes! Yes!
- Luigi: I must scream it to the world, my excitement from the top of someplace very high. Do you know many Ferraris?
- Lightning McQueen: No, no, no, they race on the European circuit; I'm in the Piston cup.
- [Luigi and Guido frown at McQueen]
- Lightning McQueen: What?
- Luigi: Luigi follow only the Ferraris.
- [he and Guido drive away]
- Luigi: On your marks, get set... uno for the money, due for the show, tre to get ready, and quattro to... I can't believe it... go!
- Michael Schumacher Ferrari: Ciao. Hi. Lightning McQueen told me this was the best place in the world to get tires. How about setting me and my friends up with three or four sets each?
- Luigi: Aah! Guido! There is a real Michael Schumacher Ferrari in my store! A real Ferrari! Punch me, Guido! Punch me in the face! This is the most glorious day of my life!
- [Luigi faints and tips over]
- Michael Schumacher Ferrari: Wow.
- [in Italian]
- Michael Schumacher Ferrari: Spero che il tuo amico si riprenda. Mi dicono che siete fantastici.
- [I hope that your friend recovers. I was told that you are fantastic]
- Guido: [Guido faints and tips over]
- Lightning McQueen: [up on the car lift] All right, Luigi, give me the best set of black walls you've got.
- Luigi: [brings him down] No, no, no! You don't-a know what you want! Luigi know what you want. Black-wall tires, they blend into the pavement, but these white-wall tires, they say look at me, here I am, love me.
- Lightning McQueen: All right, you're the expert. Oh, and don't forget the spare.
- Luigi: Perfecto. Guido!
- Guido: Pit Stop!
- Luigi: Ha ha ha, what did Luigi tell you, eh?
- Lightning McQueen: Wow, you were right, better then a Ferrari, huh?
- Luigi: Eh, no.
- [McQueen is going to surprise Sally with his new look]
- Mater: Here she comes!
- Lightning McQueen: Okay, places, everybody! Hurry! Act natural.
- [McQueen hides and everybody else gets in a perfectly straight line as Sally approaches]
- Mater, Ramone, Flo, Luigi, Sarge, Fillmore: Hi, Sally!
- Sally: All right, what's going on?
- Guido: [at the final Piston Cup race, Guido cheers Lightning on] Vai! Vai, vai!
- [Go! Go, go!]
- Wide Chick Pitty: Hey, shrimpie, where did McQueen find you, huh? Those round things are called tires, and they go under the car!
- [the entire pit crew laughs]
- Guido: [shaking his forklift] Con chi credi di parlare? Ma, con chi stai parlando?
- [Who do you think you're talking about? But, who are you talking about?]
- Luigi: No! No, no! You'll have your chance, Guido, you will have your chance!
- Luigi: My friend Guido, he always dream of giving a real race car a pit stop.
- Guido: Peet stop?
- Lightning McQueen: Hey, it's only one lap, guys. Uno lappo. Don't need any help. I work solo mio.
- Luigi: Fine. Race your own way.
- [leaves; Guido stays]
- Lightning McQueen: No pit stoppo. Comprende?
- Guido: Okay.
- [leaves]
- Luigi: Oh, oh, oh, oh, I like your style. You drive the hard bargain, eh? OK, we make you a new deal. You buy one tire, I give you three for free!