Jerry Stiller credited as playing...
- Mom: Uncle Max, have you seen Timon?
- Uncle Max: No, I haven't... . and what a day it's been. No fractures, no lacerations, concussions, contusions of any sort. As a matter of fact there's no sign of Timon's handy-work anywhere!
- Uncle Max: Scurry, sniff... . flinch! Scurry, sniff... . flinch!
- Uncle Max: Timon the sentry? Why don't you save the hyenas the trouble and kill me now? JUST KILL ME NOW!
- Timon: [to Mom] He has a point.
- Mom: All you have to do is watch for hyenas and yell if you see one. Look at Iron Joe.
- Iron Joe: [camera pans over to Iron Joe] DON'T CLOSE YOUR EYES! DON'T LOOK AWAY! SOMEBODY'S GONNA GUARD US! SOMEBODY'S GONNA PROTECT US!
- [sobs uncontrollably]
- Timon: [camera pans over to Timon] Well, now I'm convinced... .
- Mom: Max, Timon's out there chasing metaphors! I gotta go find him!
- Uncle Max: ARE YOU NUTS?
- Mom: [dryly, to Rafiki] Nice to have a supportive family, isn't it?
- Uncle Max: We're food for other animals! A moveable feast, feared by no-one and eaten by all!
- Timon: But when they die, they become the grass, and we eat the grass, right?
- Uncle Max: Not exactly. We can't digest grass. We're grass intolerant.
- Uncle Max: Now what do we do if we see a hyena?
- Timon: Scream, "MOMMY!"
- Timon: [terrified] Hy... hy... hy...
- Shenzi: Well "Hi" to you too!
- Shenzi: [smacks Timon, who goes rolling down a hill and bumps into Uncle Max]
- Uncle Max: This no time for horseplay Timon! You're suppose to be up there looking out for...
- [sees the hyenas approaching]
- Uncle Max: HYENAS!
- Uncle Max: I flinched, when I should have scurried.
- Uncle Max: That's right, Mister! Because the world out there is fraught, FRAUGHT I tell you!
- [shakes Timon]
- Timon: Oh, boy. It's the fraught fest.
- Uncle Max: They're gonna rip us limb from limb!
- Timon: [clapping] Bravo, Uncle Max! Way'ta sell it to the cheap seats!
- Uncle Max: Appluad now sonny boy, but try clapping when you don't have any hands.
