Cedric The Entertainer credited as playing...
Self - Host • Various Characters
- Cafeteria Lady: That's Mrs. Cafeteria Lady, Nathaniel. Now unlike yo' mama, some of us know how to keep a husband!
- Cafeteria Lady: You may be a math teacher over there, but in here, you nothin' but a substance abuser that can count to ten!
- [replies to request of green beans]
- Cafeteria Lady: Ain't no mo' green beans! Just mashed potatoes and corn!
- [on the game show "Taste Buds"]
- Howard: [tastes food] It's served on an open grill...................You know what this can use? Some hot sauce!
- Game Show Host: Looks like you'll have to stop guessing meats.
- Cafeteria Lady: The green beans are for the children. Children like little Joey. Family's so po' they house sittin' on a kickstand!
- [Joey leaves]
- Cafeteria Lady: Come back here, Joey! You know yo' mama ain't comin' back 'till last call!
- Cafeteria Lady: Somebody need to get they white mama to get they black grandma and teach her how to do her hair!
- Spencer Elwood: There has been a certain issue. One that has touched me directly.
- [plays "Hail to the Chief" on the radio]
- Spencer Elwood: This whack-behind Presidential song! You can't Harlem-shake to that!
- Cafeteria Lady: Hey there, what are them books you readin?
- Man: Nothing you would understand; It's beyond your scope!
- Cafeteria Lady: Let me tell YOU what's beyond scope, your breath!