Rachel True credited as playing...
Mona Thorne
- Phyllis Thorne: Maybe you'll find yourself a man this year.
- Mona Thorne: But Ma, I'm surrounded by men all the time: Orville Redenbacher, Captain Crunch, Dr. Pepper... Hey, you always wanted me to end up with a doctor.
- Phyllis Thorne: Just when I think you've hit rock bottom, you start digging a tunnel.
- Big Dee Dee Thorne: [noticing Mona with Phyllis while leaving Dee Dee's apartment] Oh, hi, pudding pop! We have a favor to ask you.
- Phyllis Thorne: Sorry, we don't have any virgin blood. You'll just have to age like the rest of us.
- Dee Dee Thorne: Mona, would you mind keeping an eye on my apartment? Mom and I are going out of town for the weekend.
- Mona Thorne: Sure.
- Big Dee Dee Thorne: Yes, we're off to Spa de Soleil for a mother-daughter bonding session and deep-tissue massages.
- [glances at Phyllis]
- Big Dee Dee Thorne: For those of us who have forgotten, that's when someone touches your body.
- Phyllis Thorne: How would you like a deep-tissue massage with the heel of my shoe?
- Mona Thorne: Did Morgan Freeman finally answer your letters?
- Phyllis Thorne: No, but his lawyers did. I guess my last love poem was a little raw.
- Big Dee Dee Thorne: We're going to have many happy years together.
- Mona Thorne: Yeah, you and Daddy are quite the pair.
- Big Dee Dee Thorne: I was talking about my credit card.