Carolyn Lawrence credited as playing...
Cindy Vortex • Cindy • Tina Sue
- Cindy: You just can't accept the fact that my plan is better than yours.
- Jimmy: Is not!
- Cindy: Is so!
- Jimmy: Is not!
- Cindy: Is so
- Carl: [screaming] STOP IT! STOP IT! CAN'T YOU SEE THIS CONSTANT FIGHTING IS TEARING US ALL APART?
- [pause]
- Sheen: [laughing] That was cool, Carl. I really believed you for a second.
- Jimmy: [Sheen, Cindy, and Carl are sampling Jimmy's Book Gum]
- Sheen: Tastes fishy. Call me Ishmael. Starbuck, it's the great white whale. I'll get you, Moby Dick!
- Cindy: Give me that. Tastes like fried chicken.
- [southern accent]
- Cindy: Oh, Ashley. Oh, Rhett. I don't know nothing about birthin' no baby.
- Carl: Mmm, William Shakespeare.
- Jimmy: That might be a little strong for you, Carl.
- Carl: [English accent] But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the East and Juliet is the sun. See how she rests her cheek upon her hand? Oh, were I a glove upon that hands, that I may touch that cheek.
- [Sheen nervously takes a step away from Carl]
- [Jimmy and Cindy have switched bodies and are taking a pop quiz]
- Cindy: The ant is a member of the vegetable family
- Jimmy: Name the planets: Farkle, Gubgub...
- [Later]
- Miss Fowl: I would like an explanation for the two abominable grades
- Cindy: There's a perfect explanation. I, Jimmy Neutron, am a gabble-headed dipstick.
- Jimmy: But not as big a dipstick as you are, Miss Fowl. And if I don't get a month's worth of detentions for this, you're even dumber than you look.
- Cindy: Well, how many detentions is *this* worth, Miss Foul-breath?
- [Cindy kicks papers on Miss Fowl's desk]
- Sheen: Why is this day unlike any other, you may ask? Because I brought a new Ultra-Lord action figure!
- Cindy: So? You always bring one of those, Ultra-Loser.
- Sheen: Mock if you must, O Maiden of Wrongness, for this is the Ultra-Lord Action Figure #3 with factory gender error.
- Ultra-Lord: [in girl voice] Like, will I wear this dress to the prom?