Jane
Samantha
Charlotte
Yehud
John
Goateed Man
Larry Hortense
Mia Lang
Gray Evans
Shana
Stiev
Self
Phil
Jett Trask
The Director
Frat Brat Date Rapist
Louis
Felicia
Swoosh Journalist
Dorian
Connor
Newscaster
ET Interviewer
Swoosh Photographer (as Beth Riegraf)
Panties Girl (as Holly King)
Frat Brat Girlfriend (as Hailey Duff)
Subway Boy 1 (as Josh Jenowitz)
Subway Boy 2
Eager Fan
Guy on Bike
Photographer
Zoo Policeman
Policeman
Another Officer
Officer #3
Dr. Fein
Paparazzi
Narcissist
Katie's Korner Host
The Blow Up Band
Subway Stalker (uncredited)
Shopper (uncredited)