Johnny Knoxville credited as playing...
Self
- Angry Golfer: [after disturbing a golf game with an air horn] Didn't I tell you I was going to come over here and kick your ass for that?
- Johnny Knoxville: But... I'm sorry. I got bursitis.
- Angry Golfer: You got bursitis?
- Johnny Knoxville: Yeah.
- Angry Golfer: So that means you gotta play with a horn?
- Johnny Knoxville: It helps.
- Angry Golfer: I'll give you something to play with, pal!
- Johnny Knoxville: Did you see the way I stopped the beanbag with my stomach? That's instinct. You can't teach that.
- Johnny Knoxville: [dazed, holding head after golf cart accident] I don't know what happened. I just remember we went in the air and the next thing I know, I'm just... fucked.
- Bam Margera: Dude, you were hauling so much ass!
- Johnny Knoxville: Is this the worst you've ever had to go boom-boom?
- Dave England: No, no. I shit my pants at the fair.
- Johnny Knoxville: [laughing at Dave England who has soiled himself] Oh shit, I'm taking a cab back to the hotel!
- April Margera: [fanning blankets in bed] I'm helping you, are you OK?
- Johnny Knoxville: [under blankets, clearly suffering] No, you're just wafting Phil's ass in my nose!
- Johnny Knoxville: What's the quickest you've ever knocked anyone out?
- Butterbean: I hold, like, a California state record's like 18 seconds including the ten-count.
- Johnny Knoxville: I think you're gonna break that today.
- Johnny Knoxville: There's no such thing as failure, Steve-O!... One thing I know, is good tightrope walking!
- [Johnny Knoxville returns the badly damaged rental car]
- Rental car attendant: Whose car is this?
- Johnny Knoxville: This is your guy's car. I rented it from you earlier.
- Rental car attendant: Yes... What?
- Johnny Knoxville: Yeah, I hit a dog.
- Rental car attendant: A dog isn't gonna do all that.