Bam Margera credited as playing...
Self
- Bam Margera: Since we no longer have to bleep cuss words, I promise I will get my mom to say, "fuck" by the end of this movie.
- [after seeing an alligator in her house]
- April Margera: That's the scariest fucking thing I ever saw!
- Johnny Knoxville: [dazed, holding head after golf cart accident] I don't know what happened. I just remember we went in the air and the next thing I know, I'm just... fucked.
- Bam Margera: Dude, you were hauling so much ass!
- Bam Margera: [after Dunn puts a toy car in his butt] So, why couldn't you do this, because your dad would disown you?
- Steve-O: Well, no, I...
- Bam Margera: Dude, you drank wine off a dude's ass crack!
- Steve-O: Well, my dad never saw that, never told him that. I just went to him and said, "Listen, Dad, we're going hard these days, and there's some ideas floating around," and I just mentioned the toy-car-in-the-butt thing. And then he said... You know it's when like your parents said "I'm not mad at you, just disappointed" You know that hurts so much more.
- [laughs]
- Bam Margera: We wanted to see if you would run here with a car up your ass!
- Ryan Dunn: No, I ain't running anywhere. It's scary enough to walk.
- [after waking Phil up with fire works]
- Bam Margera: Hey Phil, you know you have to get up at 5 in the morning tonight.
- Bam Margera: [from extended footage, on phone] How much does Rake hate mustard?
- [to cameraman]
- Bam Margera: This is Rake's mom and she says I wouldn't be able to have children in my future.
- Bam Margera: [about the upset customer in the store] He was so bummed! He went there to buy QTips and he just got bummed because there was a fight going on!