Dickie Roberts
Grace Finney
George Finney
Sam Finney
Sally Finney
Referee
Commentator
Michael Buffer
Dickie's Corner Man
Cyndi
Emmanuel Lewis
Emmanuel's Entourage (as Joey 'Coco' Diaz)
Emmanuel's Entourage
Guy in Car
Leif Garrett
Girl
Mr. Rollins
Sidney Wernick
Angry Driver
Alcoholic Speaker
Tom Arnold
Counselor (as Kathleen Lambert)
Lamaze Group Leader
Barry Williams
Danny Bonaduce
Corey Feldman
Dustin Diamond
Reiner's Secretary
Rob Reiner
Publisher
Biker
Sad Eye Sadie
Strange Man
Peggy Roberts
Dick Van Patten
Young Dickie
Ring Girl
Mrs. Gertrude
Passing Man with Camera
Map Seller (as Alexander Slanger)
Bully
Boy in Crowd
Mr. Gertrude
Gertrude Kid
Boy (as Christopher Johnson)
Boy
Barbie
Teacher at Microphone (as Valeri Perri-Lipson)
Heather Bolan
Maitre D'
Valet (as Kevin Farley)
Valet
News Correspondent
Jann Carl
Reporter
Lisa Joyner
Brittany
Janice
Willie Aames
Fred Berry
Todd Bridges
Gary Coleman
Jeff Conaway
Tony Dow
Corey Haim
Florence Henderson
Christopher Knight (as Chris Knight)
Barry Livingston
Mike Lookinland
Maureen McCormick
Eddie Mekka
Jeremy Miller
Erin Moran
Haywood Nelson
Jay North
Ron Palillo
Butch Patrick (as Butch Patrick-Lilly)
Jonathan Loughran
Peter Dante
Paul Petersen
Adam Rich
Rodney Allen Rippy
Marion Ross
Ernest Thomas
Charlene Tilton
Melissa Sue Anderson (archive footage) (uncredited)
Marilyn Monroe Look Alike (uncredited)
Neighbor (uncredited)
Man in Car (uncredited)
Narrator (voice) (uncredited)
Brendan Fraser (uncredited)
Additional character voice (uncredited)
TV Bride (uncredited)
Spectator (uncredited)
5th Grade Boy (uncredited)
Afton Smith (uncredited)
David Soul (archive footage) (uncredited)
Additional Voices (uncredited)