American Wedding (2003)

Alyson Hannigan: Michelle Flaherty

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• Michelle : [1:36:15]  How did a little perv like you, turn into such a great guy?

  Jim : How did a little nympho like you, turn into such a great girl?

  Michelle : I'm still a nympho.

  Jim : Well, I'm still a perv.

• Michelle : Love isn't just a feeling. It's shaving your balls.

• Jim's Dad : [1:27:29]  Why do you think, uh, Michelle, they call it "making love"?

  Michelle : I don't know. I just call it "boning".

  Jim's Dad : Boning? Well, when-when you're doing other things with Jim, when you're not... um... boning, how does he make you feel?

  Michelle : Horny, like I wanna bone.

  Jim's Dad : But-but, we can't be boning from sunrise to sunset, dear.

  Michelle : Oh, you've never tried it?

  Jim's Dad : I certainly have. I have. I've boned... from sunrise, uh, right through brunch on more than one occasion.

• Michelle : Wow, Steve Stifler just gave a rose to a girl and meant it. It's like, monkeys learning to use tools for the first time.

• [Jim and Michelle are discussing Stifler] 

  Michelle : [37:26]  Jim, he's not doing it to be nice; he's doing it to bone Cadence.

  Jim : Look, maybe we should give him a chance. You know, I think - I think that underneath all the "fucks" and "shits" and "blow me's", there's a very sensitive person who's just thirsty for acceptance. That's... that's what I think.

  Michelle : Oh, Jim... you gotta stop masturbating... it's melting your brain.

• Michelle : So Finch, what will you do with your fancy NYU diploma?

  Paul Finch : I'll frame it. Then I'll write my memoirs.

• Michelle : Hmm... horny, like I wanna bone!

• Jim : Michelle, I'm going to ask you something I've never asked before.

  Michelle : [eagerly]  Is it kinky?