Rick Moranis credited as playing...
- Kenai: I'm not a bear. I hate bears.
- Rutt: Well, gee, eh, you're one big beaver.
- Tuke: I love... dew.
- Rutt: I love dew too.
- Rutt: You wouldn't like us, eh. We're really gamey.
- Tuke: Ya... eat hoof-for-brains over there.
- Rutt: Oh nice, eh. pine-cone breath!
- Tuke: Crusty tail!
- Rutt: Twig legs!
- Tuke: Big nose!
- [Rutt gasps]
- Tuke: ... sorry.
- Rutt: You went too far that time.
- Kenai: I was transformed into a bear, magically. I was lifted into the sky by my brother.
- Tuke: Uh-huh.
- Tuke: [fake cough] You're *crazy*!
- Rutt: Gesundheit.
- Tuke: [fake cough] No, a *fruitcake*!
- Rutt: Are you okay?
- Tuke: [fake cough] No, that *bear* over *there*! He's *crazy*!
- Kenai: I'm not crazy!
- Tuke: Who ever said you were? We understand. either.
- Kenai: You do?
- Tuke: Yeah, we're not really moose either.
- Rutt: We're not?
- Tuke: No, we're more... like squirrels.
- Rutt: Oh, yeah. Beauty, eh? Well, he's a squirrel. I'm more of a pure-breed wolverine. Look at these cuspids. Rrrr!
- Tuke: Give him some room.
- Kenai: Why am I even talking to a couple of dumb moose?
- Tuke: No, we're squirrels, eh?
- Rutt: Wolverine.
- Rutt: I can't believe you totaled a mammoth.
- Tuke: Hey, that mountain came out of nowhere.
- Rutt: I cannot accept what you have to say.
- Tuke: Oh, come on, it was in my blind spot!
- Rutt: Oh, gee! I think he's seen us, eh! Now what?
- Tuke: Act like we're not here.
- Rutt: Oh. Ah, we're not here!
- Rutt: Oh, I wouldn't go that way, eh.
- Tuke: Why not?
- Rutt: Uh, there was a reason.
- Tuke: Well you brought it up.
- Rutt: I'm trying, but you keep talking...
- [Kenai is caught in a snare and the moose watch him bounce around]
- Tuke: So, you think of it yet?
- Rutt: No, but it's driving me nuts too, eh?
- [to his brother]
- Rutt: Sorry! You've been replaced with my dear brother... gee, I forget you name, what's your name again...?
- Koda: I don't want anymore brothers.
- Rutt: See? He's had enough of you too, eh.
- Tuke: Do you wanna play "I Spy"?
- Rutt: Yeah.
- Tuke: Okay, I spy something... green.
- Rutt: Tree?
- Tuke: Ohh!
- Rutt: Okay, my turn. I spy something... tall.
- Tuke: Tree.
- Rutt: Ohh!
- Tuke: My turn. I spy something... with bark.
- Rutt: Tree.
- Tuke: Ohh!
- Rutt: Okay, I spy something... a vertical log.
- Tuke: Tree.
- Rutt: Ohh!
- Tuke: Okay, I spy...
- Rutt: Tree!
- Tuke: Ohh!
- Rutt: Okay...
- Tuke: Tree!
- Rutt: But I didn't spy anything!
- Tuke: It counts!
- [pause]
- Rutt: Tree!
- Tuke: Ohh, let's play something else.
- Tuke: [sees Denahi] R-Rutt...
- Rutt: Go away, eh? I'm eating twigs.
- Tuke: Rutt...
- Rutt: Go away, eh? You're breaking my concentration.
- Tuke: We should go...
- Rutt: Why?
- Tuke: ...like right now.
- Rutt: I can't, I'm still digesting. I'll get cramps, eh?
- [Sees Denahi]
- Rutt: Ah, gee, he's after us!
- Tuke: Get going, little brother!
- Rutt: Ow, ooh... Cramp!
- [Tuke is "driving" a mammoth]
- Tuke: Get out, eh. I'm driving.
- Rutt: Wha... when can I have a turn, eh?
- Tuke: It's not as easy as it looks. Now just watch what I do, okay?
- Rutt: Well, let's get a back seat or something. It looks like ya hunted me.
- Rutt: Hey, you know what this calls for? A pile of delicious barley and amber wheat on a cool bed of malted hops, eh.
- Tuke: I like it!
- Rutt: Hey, don't go near this patch here, eh. Something went in here.
- Tuke: What's he getting all worked up about, eh?
- Rutt: I don't know. Maybe the goose pooped on him, eh?
